Leonard Hofstadter Quotes Page 56 of 82
Quote from the episode The Friendship Contraction
Penny: Anyway, you want to make out?
Leonard: I thought because our relationship was in a beta test, you wanted to take things slow?
Penny: Okay. Do you want to make out slow?
Leonard: I can go so slow. It'll be like there's a snail in your mouth.
Quote from the episode The Friendship Contraction
Leonard: I have to get a lock for my door.
Quote from the episode The Friendship Contraction
Raj: Why do you put six sugars in your coffee?
Leonard: Because the cafeteria doesn't offer little packets of methamphetamine.
Quote from the episode The Friendship Contraction
Leonard: Listen, Sheldon, this is stupid. I don't see why we can't be friends. And I'm willing to drive you around and help you out with stuff. I just don't want to do it because of some silly roommate agreement.
Sheldon: What are you proposing?
Leonard: That we go back to the way things were. But when I do something for you, you show a little appreciation.
Sheldon: And how would I do that?
Leonard: You say thank you.
Sheldon: Every time?
Leonard: It's not crazy.
Quote from the episode The Beta Test Initiation
Leonard: I play Grand Theft Auto. I know about gats. *gun fires*
Quote from the episode The Beta Test Initiation
Leonard: So, I've got a gunshot wound. That's pretty bad-ass.
Penny: No, you've got a Reebok with a gunshot wound and an ouchie on your pinky toe.
Quote from the episode The Beta Test Initiation
Leonard: Can you be more specific on how my eyebrows are "stupid"? No, never mind. It's right here.
Quote from the episode The Beta Test Initiation
Leonard: It's color-coded. Red means "fix right away". Yellow is "eh, whenever you get a chance." And green is "I could probably learn to live with it."
Quote from the episode The Beta Test Initiation
Leonard: I missed you.
Penny: You see me all the time. You sure you don't just miss the sex?
Leonard: Well, yeah, the sex with you is pretty great. Have you ever tried it?
Penny: I have. You're not wrong.
Quote from the episode The Recombination Hypothesis
Leonard: Some kind of nerd? I'm the king of nerds.
Penny: What does that mean?
Leonard: It means that if someone makes me mad, I won't help them set up their printer.
Quote from the episode The Recombination Hypothesis
Leonard: What are you afraid of?
Penny: Well, what if we do go out and I do something stupid and dump you again.
Leonard: What if I dump you?
Penny: [Scoffs] Come on, be serious.
Quote from the episode The Recombination Hypothesis
Leonard: Penny and Leonard 2.0. We can test it internally, shake out the bugs, and if we both think it is solid, we roll it out to the public.
Quote from the episode The Recombination Hypothesis
Leonard: How does a miserable date end in sex?
Penny: I don't know, it's complicated.
Leonard: Well, I'm a pretty smart guy and right now my brain has dibs on the blood supply so give it a go.
Quote from the episode The Recombination Hypothesis
Leonard: Penny, do you have plans for dinner?
Penny: Why, you guys going somewhere?
Leonard: No, just you and me.
Penny: Have you thought this through?
Leonard: Yes, and I think we should go anyway.
Quote from the episode The Recombination Hypothesis
Leonard: Hey, how about if we pretend we're actually on a first date? See how that goes.
Penny: Okay.
Leonard: So, Polly, tell me about yourself.
Penny: It's Penny.
Leonard: Oh, sorry, yeah. Awkward.
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