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Quote from the episode The Recombination Hypothesis

Leonard: Uh, let's see. Uh, I am an experimental physicist at Cal-Tech, most of my research is with high-powered lasers, and, oh, I've just gotten a big government grant to see if they can be used to knock out incoming ballistic missiles.
Penny: Wow. Can they?
Leonard: Oh, God, no. The money's pretty good. And I used the equipment to make my own Bat-signal.

Quote from the episode The Recombination Hypothesis

Penny: You are so funny.
Leonard: Good. Remember that when I take my shirt off.

Quote from the episode The Recombination Hypothesis

Leonard: You said always. You'll always have feelings for me.
Penny: So?
Leonard: So, that sounds more like something you'd say if you didn't want a relationship with someone. This isn't working out, but I'll always have feelings for you. I'm sorry I slept with your best friend, but I'll always have feelings for you. Here's the thing, Lisa, I'm into dudes now, but I'll always have feelings for you.

Quote from the episode The Recombination Hypothesis

Penny: You're over-thinking this.
Leonard: No, I'm not.
Penny: Yes, you are. You always over-think things.
Leonard: Ah, now there you go. Always made it worse.

Quote from the episode The Recombination Hypothesis

Penny: See, this is where everything goes wrong, when we talk.
Leonard: Well, I don't know how you have a relationship without talking.
Penny: Hey, I went out with this guy TJ for eight months. We never talked. To this day, I don't even know what TJ stands for.
Leonard: Wait, if you guys didn't talk, what did you ... Never mind, stupid question.

Quote from the episode The Recombination Hypothesis

Penny: Well, that was fun.
Leonard: Yeah, except for when I got the foot cramp.
Penny: You hung in there, though.
Leonard: Well, there was a lot at stake.

Quote from the episode The Recombination Hypothesis

Penny: Hey, I just remembered. I still got one of your inhalers.
Leonard: I can't believe you kept this.
Penny: Yeah, I was gonna throw it away, but I just couldn't.
Leonard: That is so sweet. In 25 to 30 minutes I'm gonna show you how much this means to me.

Quote from the episode The Recombination Hypothesis

Penny: No, that's okay, Bernadette. Sometimes these things just don't work out.
Leonard: Yeah, it's all good. We'll always have feelings for each other.
Bernadette: Oh, that's nice.
Leonard: See, she knew what always meant.

Quote from the episode The Shiny Trinket Maneuver

Sheldon: Hard as this may be to believe, it's possible that I'm not boyfriend material.
Leonard: Glad I was sitting down for that.

Quote from the episode The Shiny Trinket Maneuver

Howard: Look, I made Sheldon disappear. Ta-da.
Leonard: Next time, you should lead with that.

Quote from the episode The Shiny Trinket Maneuver

Howard: Maybe me and Bernadette aren't right for each other.
Leonard: Look, Howard, I'd say there's a lot of fish in the sea, but I watched you dangle your hook in the water for years. Do not throw her back.

Quote from the episode The Shiny Trinket Maneuver

Howard: Look, I made Sheldon disappear. Ta-da.
Leonard: Next time, you should open with that.

Quote from the episode The Shiny Trinket Maneuver

Howard: I'm still trying to wrap my mind around it. I always thought I'd be a dad someday.
Raj: Oh, me, too. You're so caring. I've often pictured you guiding a young boy into manhood.
Leonard: There you go, Howard. Sounds like Raj'll have your babies, problem solved.

Quote from the episode The Speckerman Recurrence

Leonard: Hey, for the record, Jimmy wasn't the reason I wet the bed. That one has my mother written all over it.

Quote from the episode The Speckerman Recurrence

Leonard: It's two a.m. What are you doing up?
Sheldon: Nobel Prize acceptance ceremony streaming live from Stockholm.
Leonard: Sure. You want to see what all the scientists are wearing this year.

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