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Quote from the episode The Dependence Transcendence

Sheldon: I don't think I can go much longer.
Leonard: It's been three and a half minutes, wake up!

Quote from the episode The Dependence Transcendence

Sheldon: Leonard, can I ask you a question?
Leonard: Is it about the rotational symmetries you should be figuring out or your fake caffeine problem?
Sheldon: Howard, can I ask you a question?
Howard: No.

Quote from the episode The Cohabitation Experimentation

Amy: So, technically, I'd be moving in with my boyfriend?
Penny: I guess so. I'd finally get to live alone with my husband.
Amy: Oh, my, this is a big step.
Leonard: Mm-hmm. For two of us, it's in the right direction.

Quote from the episode The Cohabitation Experimentation

Leonard: Star Trek: The Original Series. The Enterprise was on a five-year mission to explore new worlds. Think of this as your personal five-week mission to do the same.
Sheldon: If you want to lure me in with sexy talk, that's how you do it.
*Leonard smiles at Penny*
Penny: Don't be proud of that.

Quote from the episode The Cohabitation Experimentation

Amy: You've been roommates with Sheldon forever. Do you have any advice?
Leonard: I'm trying to think of an answer that won't stop you from doing this.

Quote from the episode The Cohabitation Experimentation

Sheldon: Oh, and every other day, check the water level on the avocado pit.
Leonard: I'm on it. Fifteen years from now, we'll make guacamole together.

Quote from the episode The Cohabitation Experimentation

Penny: Wow! Where did you learn these moves?
Leonard: The world may have forgotten about Dance Dance Revolution, but not this smooth criminal.

Quote from the episode The Cohabitation Experimentation

Amy: I don't know if I can make it through five weeks living with him.
Leonard: If you ever need a break, the owner of the train store will let you leave him there while you get a coffee.

Quote from the episode The Cohabitation Experimentation

Sheldon: Wow. I anticipated we'd have problems, but I never thought your scientific rigor would be one of them.
Amy: I'm sorry, are you questioning my integrity as a scientist?
Sheldon: If the lab room disposable shoe cover fits.
Penny: Was that a science diss?
Leonard: Yeah.
Penny: Was it a good one?
Leonard: Meh.

Quote from the episode The Hot Tub Contamination

Sheldon: Will you two please inform Amy how much you enjoy adhering to a strict bathroom schedule?
Penny: Can't.
Leonard: Won't.
Penny: Didn't.
Leonard: Don't.

Quote from the episode The Hot Tub Contamination

Amy: You wanna see other people? Go see other people.
Penny: I hope one of those people is a monkey, 'cause this is bananas.
Leonard: Hey, you can make jokes, but if this keeps up, he's gonna move back in here.

Quote from the episode The Fetal Kick Catalyst

Leonard: Wow! An appearance by George Lucas's ... dermatologist. Oh, I want that autograph.
Penny: Oh, yeah.

Quote from the episode The Fetal Kick Catalyst

Leonard: Oh, and look at this. I even got a change maker. How much change you want, little lady?
Penny: Oh, there's so much I want to change.
Leonard: Yeah, well, if it's a dollar, you're in luck.

Quote from the episode The Fetal Kick Catalyst

Leonard: Should've punched that guy.
Penny: Well, go ahead. He's right over there.
Leonard: Why do you do that? Can't you let me have my moment?

Quote from the episode The Veracity Elasticity

Bernadette: Well, they finished the work early, but she's been telling Sheldon they're behind schedule.
Leonard: So, she's just been lying to him?
Penny: Well, you've lied to Sheldon.
Leonard: Yeah, but to make him leave, not to make him stay.

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