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Quote from the episode The Weekend Vortex

Leonard: Hmm, if it's yogurt that helps ladies poop, I think Raj beat you to it.

Quote from the episode The Weekend Vortex

Sheldon: Is the whip sound app contextually appropriate here?
Leonard: Uh, it is, but I think you might have waited too long for it to be funny.
[whip cracks]
Leonard: [Everyone laughs] I was wrong; it was still funny.

Quote from the episode The Werewolf Transformation

Leonard: Please don't let this be Sheldon playing bongos.

Quote from the episode The Rothman Disintegration

Howard: It's the twenty first century, you can't have a duel.
Leonard: Hang on, Howard. Barry, how good of a shot are you?

Quote from the episode The Justice League Recombination

Zack: I don't get it.
Leonard: A dolphin might.

Quote from the episode The Vacation Solution

Leonard: Lobster traps?
Sheldon: Yes. That's how Velma and Scooby smuggled Shaggy into the old lighthouse.

Quote from the episode The Vacation Solution

Penny: So you're saying if I became a famous movie star, we got married, you wouldn't sign a pre-nup?
Leonard: Absolutely not! If I'm gonna be stuck at home with the kids while you're on location cheating on me with Ryan Gosling, then Leonard gots to get paid.

Quote from the episode The Friendship Contraction

Leonard: Oh, great! I get to spend another night in front of our apartment dressed like one of the Village People.
Sheldon: You make that joke every three months and I still don't get it.

Quote from the episode The Friendship Contraction

Leonard: Sheldon, Canada is not going to invade California.
Sheldon: Yeah, really? You think those hippies in Washington and Oregon can stop them?

Quote from the episode The Friendship Contraction

Leonard: You call that a glow stick? *Pulls out a Lightsaber* That is a glow stick!

Quote from the episode The Beta Test Initiation

Leonard: Can you be more specific on how my eyebrows are "stupid"? No, never mind. It's right here.

Quote from the episode The Beta Test Initiation

Leonard: I missed you.
Penny: You see me all the time. You sure you don't just miss the sex?
Leonard: Well, yeah, the sex with you is pretty great. Have you ever tried it?
Penny: I have. You're not wrong.

Quote from the episode The Beta Test Initiation

Leonard: It's color-coded. Red means "fix right away". Yellow is "eh, whenever you get a chance." And green is "I could probably learn to live with it."

Quote from the episode The Beta Test Initiation

Leonard: So, I've got a gunshot wound. That's pretty bad-ass.
Penny: No, you've got a Reebok with a gunshot wound and an ouchie on your pinky toe.

Quote from the episode The Beta Test Initiation

Leonard: I play Grand Theft Auto. I know about gats. *gun fires*

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