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Quote from the episode The Convention Conundrum

Sheldon: Gentlemen, I am one step away from securing a huge guest for my convention.
Leonard: Does that step include chloroform and a roll of duct tape?

Quote from the episode The Convention Conundrum

Howard: I already found a guy online who is willing to sell.
Sheldon: How do you know this isn't a sting operation set up by the Comic-Con police?
Leonard: The same way I know the people in the TV set can't see me.

Quote from the episode The Occupation Recalibration

Raj: Do you support this?
Leonard: Of course I do. She's a great actress. I'm proud she's taking this risk.
Amy: That's nice.
Leonard: You bought that!? Great! I gotta call her before I forget how I said it.

Quote from the episode The Occupation Recalibration

Leonard: Look, if you want to break up just say it.
Penny: Leonard ...
Leonard: No, I take it back, don't say. Just hate me but stay wiht me. It worked for my parents.

Quote from the episode The Occupation Recalibration

Leonard: Oh, okay. Good, good. So it's cool if I cry a little?
Penny: Yeah, I probably wouldn't.
Leonard: Yeah ... *wipes tears from his right eye*.

Quote from the episode The Occupation Recalibration

Penny: Great, because I've been thinking if I really want this acting thing to work, I need to focus all my energy on it. And to do that, I should quit waitressing at the Cheesecake Factory.
Leonard: Wow, that's a big step.
Penny: I know.
Leonard: So before making any rash decisions.
Penny: I already quit.
Leonard: And I support you!

Quote from the episode The Hesitation Ramification

Leonard: (on the phone) Yes, how much for 100 long-stem red roses? Really? How much for three?

Quote from the episode The Hesitation Ramification

Leonard: I'm so proud of you.
Penny: They haven't even got to my scene yet.
Leonard: I know, but you're going to be a TV star and you haven't left me yet. That takes guts!

Quote from the episode The Hesitation Ramification

Sheldon: Leonard, do you think I'm funny?
Leonard: No. Do you?
Sheldon: I think I'm hysterical.
Leonard: I take it back. That was funny!

Quote from the episode The Cooper Extraction

Leonard: He made you his screensaver.
Amy: Oh, wow. I had no idea. He is so into me!

Quote from the episode The Cooper Extraction

Raj: At least Leonard, Howard and I would have always been friends.
Bernadette: Hey, how come you three never got an apartment together?
Leonard: We talked about it, but Howard was in a pretty serious relationship ... with his mom.

Quote from the episode The Cooper Extraction

Leonard: Uhh, umm. I'm Leonard.
Penny: Really? You don't sound so sure.
Leonard: No, I am me.

Quote from the episode The Cooper Extraction

Penny: Do you ever imagine what that would be would be like, not being born?
Leonard: *Sheldon's knock* What do you think? *Sheldon's knock* What do you think? *Sheldon's knock* What do you think?

Quote from the episode The Cooper Extraction

Leonard: All right, here's the deal. Sheldon is gone so the tree decorating rules are out the window.
Penny: Which means we don't have to use his ridiculous ornament spacing template.
Leonard: And I'm happy to report its Kickstarter campaign is holding steady at $0.

Quote from the episode The Cooper Extraction

Raj: So Star Trek and Star Wars characters can go on the same branch?
Leonard: I know, it's crazy. Welcome to the Thunderdome, people!

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