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Quote from the episode The Holiday Summation

Penny: So things started to turn around?
Bernadette: Yeah, eventually I figured out how to get the baby to sleep.
Leonard: Please tell me you didn't use Amy's magic juice.

Quote from the episode The Romance Recalibration

Leonard: Hey, do you remember when we went wine tasting in Santa Barbara and you said that was the best rose you'd ever had?
Penny: Yeah, I remember us driving up there, going to the winery and that's it.
Leonard: And this wine is why.

Quote from the episode The Emotion Detection Automation

Sheldon: Wonderful. Although I'm not sure how I feel about being used as a guinea pig.
Leonard: Well, when you get the machine, you can find out.

Quote from the episode The Emotion Detection Automation

Leonard: Hey, great news. The TV I want will fit in the gaming room, and if I leave the curtains open, I can watch it from work.

Quote from the episode The Emotion Detection Automation

Leonard: I'm not saying you have to ask my permission, but you could have talked to me about it before you said it was okay.
Penny: Like you talked to me about your gaming room?
Leonard: Our gaming room! I was gonna put a scented candle in it.

Quote from the episode The Locomotion Reverberation

Howard: Sheldon, we don't need to make this smaller. Your work is done. Go home.
Sheldon: I don't want to go home.
Leonard: Then go for a little walk.
Sheldon: Then what?
Leonard: Just keep walking.

Quote from the episode The Locomotion Reverberation

Colonel Williams: Just wanted to see how the guidance system's coming along.
Howard: Great. We found a cooling solution that allowed us to get the size of the prototype down to the target specs.
Leonard: As a cooling solution, it's pretty cool.
Colonel Williams: Don't do that.

Quote from the episode The Locomotion Reverberation

Howard: I can't believe we have to ask Sheldon to come back and help us.
Leonard: Oh, boo-hoo. I spent four grand on a gift that only got rid of him for an afternoon.

Quote from the episode The Allowance Evaporation

Howard: We're betting to see if Koothrappali can hold his breath longer than the disk can spin.
Sheldon: Its weight and smoothness, along with the slight concavity of the mirror, means it can spin for a long time.
Leonard: But Raj is from India, which means he's no slouch at holding his breath.

Quote from the episode The Allowance Evaporation

Leonard: (To Raj) Dig deep! Like when we bet you couldn't fit into Howard's pants!

Quote from the episode The Allowance Evaporation

Penny: All right, how much exactly does he pay for?
Raj: Okay, I'll tell you, but please don't judge me. He pays for my car, my rent, and my credit cards.
Leonard: I'm trying, but I'm judging.

Quote from the episode The Comic-Con Conundrum

Howard: Why don't you just tell her not to come?
Leonard: Well, she's so excited, I can't do that to her.
Howard: What if you make it sound so bad she won't want to go?
Leonard: That I would do to her.

Quote from the episode The Comic-Con Conundrum

Leonard: This is us camping out in line for the Avengers panel.
Penny: Oh, you really sleep on the sidewalk, huh?
Leonard: Yeah. It can get chilly, but Raj figured out that if you pee in a bottle and put it in your sleeping bag, it helps keep you warm.

Quote from the episode The Comic-Con Conundrum

Leonard: You know what? I've gone 12 times. Maybe I'll sit out this year, too.
Penny: Really?
Leonard: Yeah. Maybe you and I can do something fun that weekend.
Penny: Ooh, how about white-water rafting?
Leonard: Oh, how about we compromise and go on the Small World ride at Disneyland?

Quote from the episode The Collaboration Fluctuation

Penny: I bet Jennifer gets a promotion out of this, which is so unfair because I work twice as hard as she does.
Raj: Don't worry, Jerry won't be fooled by that type of behavior.
Leonard: Jerry?
Raj: It didn't work for Randy, it didn't work for Tina, it sure as hell isn't gonna work for Jennifer.
Penny: Well, I hope not. I just hate when people play those kinds of games.
Leonard: Tina?
Raj: With your sales record, you have nothing to worry about.
Penny: Mm.
Leonard: I went to your office Christmas party?

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