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Quote from the episode The Irish Pub Formulation

Priya: Can't you get rid of him?
Leonard: If the past is any indication, no.

Quote from the episode The Irish Pub Formulation

Leonard: I wish you could stay in LA a while longer.
Priya: Mmm. Me too.
Leonard: You know, I was thinking, there are some great research facilities in India.
Priya: Where are you going with this, Leonard?
Leonard: Well, I'm just saying, I don't have any real ties here, so if I were to move to New Delhi we could, you know, go out.
Priya: Leonard, didn't we have this conversation five years ago.
Leonard: Well, yes, but, things have changed. You know, you're older, I'm older. Look, no more superhero bedsheets.

Quote from the episode The Tesla Recoil

Leonard: You know what, you like to think that you're just like Tesla, but the truth is you're exactly like Edison.
Sheldon: You take that back!
Howard: No, he's right. You are a bully, a credit hog and a self-promoter. And if anyone around here is like Tesla, it's us.
Leonard: (long pause) Yeah.

Quote from the episode The Bitcoin Entanglement

Raj: I can't believe you haven't seen Avatar yet. What is wrong with you?
Leonard: Penny and I just started dating, and you know I don't like big crowds.
Raj: Because you're afraid Penny will leave you for someone in them?
Leonard: Terrified.

Quote from the episode The Bitcoin Entanglement

Sheldon: Yes, instead of going out, they just stay home and have constant coitus.
Leonard: Well, I didn't want to say it, but I-I do like to hear it.

Quote from the episode The Confidence Erosion

Raj: You know what? I think we're both done being disrespected.
Leonard: (Penny looks at Leonard) I got a few rounds left in me.
Penny: Attaboy, champ.

Quote from the episode The Solo Oscillation

Leonard: Too bad, you guys kill at bar mitzvahs. And other events that people can't leave.

Quote from the episode The Separation Triangulation

Amy: Oh, Leonard.
Leonard: Sorry, I just, I had to get out of there.
Amy: What did he do now?
Leonard: Nothing. He's being a dream. Don't give me that look. That's how Penny looked at me. I'm not crazy.

Quote from the episode The Separation Triangulation

Leonard: I know how to deal with Sheldon being Sheldon, but Sheldon being a-a rational, thoughtful person? I'm clueless. It's like when my mom called last year to sing happy birthday and I-I just threw up.

Quote from the episode The Proton Resurgence

Leonard: It would be pretty awesome to hang out with him. I just used awesome wrong, didn't I?

Quote from the episode The Proton Resurgence

Sheldon: Leonard, are you in bed?
Leonard: Yes.
Sheldon: Me, too.
Leonard: Great.
Sheldon: I can't sleep.
Leonard: Well, I can, so shut up.
Sheldon: Do you realize that in less than nine hours, Arthur Jeffries, aka Professor Proton, will be in our apartment?
Leonard: Sheldon, you know that if you stay up all night, you're gonna be sleepy tomorrow. And a sleepy Sheldon is a cranky Sheldon. And a cranky Sheldon is actually no different than a regular Sheldon. Good night.

Quote from the episode The Skank Reflex Analysis

Raj: You're just jealous because it turns out I'm Penny's number two choice after Leonard.
Howard: Hey, if I wasn't engaged to Bernadette, that totally could have been me.
Leonard: Please. Sheldon would have been before you, and he might not even have genitals.

Quote from the episode The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization

Penny: So, you know, isn't there maybe some way you and Sheldon could compromise on this whole presentation thing.
Leonard: No. No. Scientists do not compromise. Our minds are trained to synthesize facts and come to inarguable conclusions. Not to mention, Sheldon is batcrap crazy.

Quote from the episode The Lizard-Spock Expansion

Leonard: Compromise. Watch Babylon 5.
Sheldon: In what sense is that a compromise?
Leonard: Well, five is partway between three... Never mind.

Quote from the episode The Lizard-Spock Expansion

Howard: Hello, boys.
Leonard: Ahoy, matey.
Howard: Noticed the eye patch, did you? It's all part of a technique I've been studying for picking up women. You employ a visual display designed to make yourself distinctive and memorable.
Sheldon: Oh yes, like the male peacock with brilliant plumage or the rutting baboon with engorged hindquarters.
Leonard: Or in this case, the bar mitzvah boy with pinkeye.

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