Leonard Hofstadter Quotes Page 76 of 82

Searching Search quotes

Quote from the episode The Tangerine Factor

Leonard: Maybe I am her gay friend.

Quote from the episode The Tangerine Factor

Howard: So you're saying, if in the depths of despair she throws herself at you and demands you take her right there, right now, you'll just walk away?
Leonard: I said I'm her friend, not her gay friend.

Quote from the episode The Pork Chop Indeterminacy

Howard: You've already got Penny?
Leonard: How do I have Penny? In what universe do I have Penny?
Howard: So I can have Penny?
Leonard: Hell, no!

Quote from the episode The Pork Chop Indeterminacy

Raj: (Reading Bulletin) We are testing a new medication for social anxiety, panic attacks, agoraphobia and obsessive-compulsive disorder. Why would they be looking for test subjects here?
Leonard: I don't know, Raj, maybe the comic store doesn't have a bulletin board.

Quote from the episode The Infestation Hypothesis

Leonard: You're a woman, and I'm going to make you feel things you have never felt before. That's right, say my name, and beg me for more because I'm going to give it to you.

Quote from the episode The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization

Leonard: Kandor was the Capital city of the planet, Krypton. It was miniaturized by Brainiac before Krypton exploded and then rescued by Superman.
Penny: Oh, nice!
Leonard: It's a lot cooler when girls aren't looking at it.

Quote from the episode The Loobenfeld Decay

Sheldon: (Knocking) Leonard? Leonard? Leonard?
Leonard: Let it go, Sheldon. The murderer was the first mate whether it made sense to you or not.

Quote from the episode The Jerusalem Duality

Howard: Unbelievable! Components I built are on the International Space Station and I get a ticket for launching a rocket in the park.
Leonard: I don't know if the ticket was so much for the launch as for telling the policewoman "You have to frisk me, I have another rocket in my pants"!

Quote from the episode The Jerusalem Duality

Leonard: Sure, if he wants to spend years doing her homework while she drinks herself into a stupor with non-fat White Russians and you're the one holding her head while she's puking and telling you she wishes more guys were like you. And then she gets into Cornell, because you wrote her essay for her and you drive up to visit her one weekend and she acts like she doesn't even know you.

Quote from the episode The Staircase Implementation

Leonard: Hey, excuse me, I'm looking for a Dr. Sheldon Cooper.
Asian Guy: Oh, so you're here about the room.
Leonard: Yeah!
Asian Guy: Run Away Dude.
Leonard: Wait, what?
Asian Guy: Run Fast, Run Far!

Quote from the episode The Griffin Equivalency

Leonard: We're here to see Koothrappali, not kill Batman.

Quote from the episode The Pirate Solution

Leonard: Pardon me, Sheldon, but how many reels until the protagonist gets to his point?

Quote from the episode The Einstein Approximation

Leonard: Penny, I told you if you don't put him in his crate at night, he just runs around the apartment.

Quote from the episode The Roommate Transmogrification

Leonard: If I roll down the windows, everything is peachy. If you roll down the windows, you're still not a doctor.

Quote from the episode The Roommate Transmogrification

Leonard: Open the landing bay doors, shuttle craft approaching.

Showing quotes 1,126 to 1,140 of 1,222Sort by  popularity | date added | episode