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Quote from the episode The 21-Second Excitation

Penny: I can't believe you've never read "Eat, Pray, Love".
Leonard: When she comes out with "Eat, Pray, Runaway from a giant boulder", I'll read it.

Quote from the episode The 21-Second Excitation

Leonard: Would someone please turn off the Sheldon commentary track?

Quote from the episode The Apology Insufficiency

Leonard: Hi. I'm Leonard. You are beautiful. You pop, sparkle and buzz e-lec-tric. I'm going to pick you up at eight, show you a night you will nev-er for-get.

Quote from the episode The Apology Insufficiency

Penny: How long was it?
Leonard: 94 seconds.

Quote from the episode The Apology Insufficiency

Leonard: I'm going to pick you up at 8. I'm going to show you a night that you will never forget.
Raj: (Excitedly) Where are we going?

Quote from the episode The Irish Pub Formulation

Leonard: I'm sorry.
Raj's sister: Why do you say that?
Leonard: When I'm in bed with a girl, that's just my natural response.

Quote from the episode The Peanut Reaction

Leonard: Howard, every Thai restaurant in town knows you can't eat peanuts. When they see me coming they say, "Ah! No peanut boy!"

Quote from the episode The Jerusalem Duality

Leonard: Okay, Sheldon, I understand that youre going through a bit of a career crisis, you're searching for some other area where you can feel valuable and productive but I need to tell you something and I want you to listen carefully.
Sheldon: All right.
Leonard: Go away!

Quote from the episode The Desperation Emanation

Leonard: All I'm saying is, if they took all the money they spent trying to make a decent Hulk movie, they could probably make an actual Hulk.

Quote from the episode The Loobenfeld Decay

(Sheldon repeatedly knocking and saying Leonard's name)
Leonard: Ugh, this would be so much easier if I were a violent sociopath!

Quote from the episode The Desperation Emanation

Leonard: What would you be if you were attached to another object by an inclined plane, wrapped helically around an axis?
Sheldon: Screwed.
Leonard: There you go.

Quote from the episode The Panty Pinata Polarization

Leonard: Penny, you don't want to get into it with Sheldon. The guy's one lab accident away from being a super villain.

Quote from the episode The Hot Troll Deviation

Leonard: Sometimes your movements are so lifelike I forget you are not a real boy.

Quote from the episode The Hot Troll Deviation

Howard: I did a stupid thing.
Leonard: Yeah, I guessed that.
Howard: It was the kind of thing that makes it kind of hard to face her now.
Leonard: That covers anything from farting in bed to killing a homeless guy. Oh my God, you ran over a hobo.

Quote from the episode The Robotic Manipulation

Leonard: What do you mean it happened again?!

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