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Quote from the episode The Valentino Submergence

Penny: This is ridiculous. You know, I'm gonna go talk to the matre d'.
Leonard: What are you gonna say?
Penny: I don't know. I'm ... I'm gonna flirt with him.
Leonard: I don't know if I'm comfortable with that.
Penny: I'm still sleeping with you tonight.
Leonard: See if you can get a table by the window.

Quote from the episode The Explosion Implosion

Penny: You know, she's been opening up about her life, and she's actually been really supportive about mine.
Leonard: Really?
Penny: Yeah. I've been telling her about my job, and she said she was proud of me.
Leonard: Well, that's great. Never told me she was proud of me. Even when I stayed dry for a whole month.

Quote from the episode The Explosion Implosion

Penny: Do you not want me to be friends with your mom?
Leonard: Well, let's be clear. I-I married you to hurt her. You're kind of ruining it.

Quote from the episode The Celebration Experimentation

Howard: You have any idea what you're getting Sheldon for his birthday?
Raj: He's been fascinated with dinosaurs lately. Maybe we could get him a fossil.
Leonard: Well, just don't get anything Jurassic. He feels like that whole chunk of time has gone Hollywood.

Quote from the episode The Conjugal Conjecture

Penny: Okay, Beverly, aren't you overreacting a little? All we know is they shared a cab and had a nightcap.
Sheldon: And turned their phones off.
Leonard: Not helping, buddy!

Quote from the episode The Romance Recalibration

Leonard: Damn. I burped so hard, I died in my game.

Quote from the episode The Cohabitation Experimentation

*Leonard using his inhaler*
Penny: I told you not to do the worm.
Leonard: (out of breath) You were right.

Quote from the episode The Comic-Con Conundrum

Leonard: Okay, hold on, so if you don't want to go and I don't need to bring you, is everything good?
Penny: Hold on, I'm trying to decide if I'm mad at you. No, I'm happy I don't have to go.
Leonard: All right, problem solved.

Quote from the episode The Table Polarization

Leonard: You make a lot of sense. I like this table and I'm getting it.
Penny: Really, this one?
Leonard: That one.
*Penny nods*
Leonard: Damn right I like that one.

Quote from the episode The Retraction Reaction

Leonard: Another fun sidenote, I went to high school with a girl named Theresa Gluino, but it didn't cost $2 billion to find her. She was smoking behind the gym.

Quote from the episode The Tenant Disassociation

Sheldon: Why are you wearing a Band-Aid?
Raj: Halley bit me.
Leonard: (laughs) You got beaten up by a girl.
Howard: Hey, that's sexist.
Leonard: You're right. (laughs) You got beaten up by a baby.

Quote from the episode The Higgs Boson Observation

Penny: So, what's in it?
Leonard: Mmm, doesn't matter. Half the time, he just ends up playing with the box.

Quote from the episode The Stag Convergence

Leonard: Hey, I am a young man in his sexual prime. Under the right conditions, I am capable of just, really crazy stuff.
Penny: Really? What is the craziest thing you've ever done with a woman? And the time you and I had sex in the ocean does not count.
Leonard: Come on, that's got to count. There was a really strong undertow. We could have died.

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