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Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Sheldon: This is all Georgie's fault. My whole childhood, he was mean to me.
Leonard: Sorry. I know what it's like to live with a bully.
Sheldon: Your brother bullied you?
Leonard: Oh, I was talking about Penny, but sure, yeah.

Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Leonard: Wow. That was impressive.
Georgie: Yeah. Well, it's easy when you love your product and hate Tony Romo.
Leonard: (laughs) Yeah, that guy's the - Actually, I don't, I don't know who that guy is.

Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Georgie: You have no idea what you are talking about.
Leonard: Ooh, there. That, that was very Sheldon.

Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Georgie: Come on. He was still gonna get beat up for wearing that dress.
Leonard: Well, didn't you sit on his head while he tried to watch Star Trek?
Georgie: Well, yeah, but that was hilarious.
Leonard: That is pretty hilarious, yeah.

Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Sheldon: Hey, Leonard, good news. We do have time to visit the Museum of the American Railroad!
Leonard: I'd say no, but what's the point?

Quote from the episode The Bow Tie Asymmetry

Leonard: Everyone's waiting. What are you guys doing?
Amy: Super asymmetry.
Leonard: Super asymmetry? Is that a thing?
Sheldon: We're inventing it right now.
Leonard: Don't you think this can wait until - Hold on. This is interesting.

Quote from the episode The Staircase Implementation

Sheldon: Third barrier passed. You have won the right to see your room. Huzzah!
Leonard: Is this it?
Sheldon: No, this is my room. People don't go in my room.
Leonard: So where do you sleep?
Sheldon: I don't understand.
Leonard: If people don't go in there, and you're people, and… You are people, aren't you? Making a joke.
Sheldon: Do you do this often?
Leonard: On occasion.

Quote from the episode The Staircase Implementation

Leonard: Do I get some sympathy now?
Penny: A little bit. Okay. Let me get this straight. You move in with this guy, he makes you sign a ridiculous roommate agreement, then he walks into your bedroom while you're doing this Joyce Kim, and you still stay?
Leonard: Actually, I couldn't get too mad at him about Joyce Kim.
Penny: Why not?
Leonard: Well, I was doing some government research at the time, you know, military, rocket fuel. It's kind of secret.
Penny: What does that have to do with Joyce Kim?
Leonard: As it turns out, she was a North Korean spy. Luckily, Sheldon drove her out before I revealed anything important. Which I'm not saying I would have.

Quote from the episode The Conjugal Configuration

Raj: Is it nice having Sheldon and Amy away on their honeymoon?
Penny: Yeah, because now Leonard and I get all this alone time.
Raj: But you're not alone. We're here.
Penny: Yes. (sighs) Yes, you are.
Bernadette: Would you like us to leave so you and Leonard can talk about all the things you have in common?
Leonard: Ha, ha, she called your bluff.

Quote from the episode The Conjugal Configuration

Leonard: They're not; they just posted a picture in front of the Statue of Liberty.
Penny: Real or Lego?
Leonard: Lego.

Quote from the episode The Conjugal Configuration

Penny: Hey, did you even see Mamma Mia 1?
Leonard: Didn't need to. The sequel stands on its own.

Quote from the episode The Conjugal Configuration

Leonard: Mrs. Fowler is an angry, vindictive woman, whereas you are warm and-and loving, quick to forgive.
Penny: Oh, please.
Leonard: I'm serious. And I'm nothing like Amy's dad. He's a mousy little man who can't stand up for himself.
*Penny stares at Leonard*
Leonard: My point is you're not like her, so we're not like them.

Quote from the episode The Conjugal Configuration

Penny: Well, 30 years from now, are you gonna hide from me because I'm so scary?
Leonard: Hey, I don't think you're scary. Yes, I flinch when you make sudden moves, but that says more about my childhood than you.
Penny: Aw.
*Penny goes to huge Leonard, he flinches and backs away. He recovers and hugs her.*

Quote from the episode The Wedding Gift Wormhole

Sheldon: Oh, Leonard, thank you again. We love the gift.
Leonard: Aw. [After Sheldon leaves] Does he know what it is?
Howard: No, not even close. He thinks it's a clue to a scavenger hunt.
Leonard: (laughs) So, so happy.

Quote from the episode The Procreation Calculation

Leonard: Are you gonna tell me where we're going? Because if it has the words "farmers" or "market" in it, I don't want to go.

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