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Quote from the episode The Vengeance Formulation

Mrs. Wolowitz Howard, what are you doing in there?
Howard: I'm taking a bath.
Mrs. Wolowitz I hope that's all you're doing. We share that tub!

Quote from the episode The Russian Rocket Reaction

Mrs. Wolowitz: Over my dead body my son goes into outer space.

Quote from the episode The Proposal Proposal

Mary Cooper: Lord, thank you. Even though you can do anything, that was mighty impressive.

Quote from the episode The Gorilla Experiment

Mrs. Wolowitz Senior fitness was cancelled. It turns out you can forget how to ride a bike. I'm fine, but, oy, did Sam Harpoolian eat gravel.
Howard: That's great, Ma!
Mrs. Wolowitz: What's great about an 80-year-old Armenian man with half his chin scraped off?

Quote from the episode The Friendship Contraction

Mrs Wolowitz: Howard, your Froot Loops are getting soggy!

Quote from the episode The Thanksgiving Decoupling

Sheldon: I would throw a quick slant to a wide out, given that the defense is showing blitz.
Howard: Oh, I love a good blitz especially with sour cream.
Howard: Get it? Because it sounds like blintz.
Mrs. Wolowitz Did someone say blintz?

Quote from the episode The Cushion Saturation

Mrs. Wolowitz: Okay then, you kids have fun. Use protection!

Quote from the episode The Pulled Groin Extrapolation

Mrs. Wolowitz: Frankly, after all your sleepovers with the little brown boy, a girl is a big relief!

Quote from the episode The Cushion Saturation

Howard: Hey, ma, you got to rent me a tux!
Mrs. Wolowitz: Right now? What kind of sex are you having up there?

Quote from the episode The Bitcoin Entanglement

Mrs. Wolowitz: Howard, what's going on?! Are you boys roughhousing?!
Howard: No, we're not roughhousing! We're scientists! Scientists don't roughhouse!
Mrs. Wolowitz: Excuse me, Mr. Grown-up!

Quote from the episode The Countdown Reflection

Mrs. Wolowitz: You know what, I'll buy you All-Bran in case you get stopped up in outer space.

Quote from the episode The Spoiler Alert Segmentation

Raj: I've had a lovely time eating your brisket and hearing about the things you've had removed from your body over the years. Didn't know you could have a cyst inside another cyst.
Mrs. Wolowitz: The doctor said they were like Russian nesting dolls.

Quote from the episode The Engagement Reaction

Howard: Ma, I'm home! Where are you?
Mrs. Wolowitz: I'm in the toilet.
Howard: So, how'd it go?
Mrs. Wolowitz: Too soon to say. I'm not done yet.
Howard: No, I mean lunch, today, with Bernadette.
Mrs. Wolowitz: Oh! I had a pastrami sandwich. She had eggplant lasagna. Like that's what a person orders in a Jewish deli.

Quote from the episode The Engagement Reaction

Howard: Besides food, did you get along? Did you talk?
Mrs. Wolowitz: Oh, sure. Did you know she's going to school to become a microbiologist?
Howard: No, she never mentioned it.
Mrs. Wolowitz: I bet she did and you didn't listen.

Quote from the episode The Engagement Reaction

Howard: So, what do you think? Do you like her? She's great, huh?
Mrs. Wolowitz: She's a lovely girl. Cute as a button.
Howard: That's good to hear, 'cause I've got some news.
Mrs. Wolowitz: I hope it's good news, because I've got nothing but disappointment in here!

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