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Quote from the episode The Comet Polarization

Penny: Are you kidding me?
Leonard: Well, he is the one who knew it was a comet.
Penny: No, he didn't. He thought it was an eyelash!
Raj: And you thought it was a fuzzy streak. I mean, do you even know what a comet is?
Penny: Yeah, the thing I saw first.

Quote from the episode The Comet Polarization

Penny: Who is that?
Leonard: Sheldon.
Penny: Who is he mad at?
Leonard: Neil Gaiman.
Penny: Who's that?
Leonard: Not us.
Penny: [clink glasses] Great.

Quote from the episode The Comet Polarization

Penny: Hey, why'd you lug your telescope all the way over here? Leonard has one in our apartment.
Raj: Yeah, I'm gonna use Leonard's. Might as well hold my hand up like this and squint.
Penny: I don't know. It seemed pretty good. You know, once when the cable went out, I watched an entire episode of The Bachelor on a TV across the street.
Leonard: This one's more of a professional model.
Penny: So was the girl he picked!

Quote from the episode The Reclusive Potential

Bernadette: Hey, we can make bad decisions.
Penny: Yeah. She had two kids back-to-back and I thought you'd like this, so we're off to a good start.

Quote from the episode The Reclusive Potential

Amy: Okay, now, I promised Sheldon things weren't gonna get too crazy tonight. Should I be worried?
Penny: Oh, just about who you're marrying.

Quote from the episode The Reclusive Potential

Howard: That's great, everyone's got weekend plans. Amy has her bachelorette party, and Sheldon's gonna go to the woods and get hunted for sport.
Penny: Yeah, as someone who has to track him every time he gets lost in IKEA, I feel like I'd be really good at that.

Quote from the episode The Reclusive Potential

Bernadette: Amy can't take him, it's her bachelorette party this weekend.
Amy: Yes, it is, because (excitedly) I'm getting married!
Penny: Are you gonna be doing that all weekend?
Amy: Yes. Do you know why?
Penny: (excitedly) Because you're getting married!

Quote from the episode The Tenant Disassociation

Penny: So you just let him get away with anything?
Amy: Well, not anything. But honestly, pastrami sandwich is not the hill I want to die on.
Penny: It's not about the sandwich. It's about the principle.
Leonard: Yeah, principle. And a little bit sandwich.
Penny: Yeah.

Quote from the episode The Tenant Disassociation

Leonard: Ah, I should've taken that gavel and shoved it right down his throat.
Penny: Ugh. I would've gone the other way, but it would've gotten to his throat.

Quote from the episode The Tenant Disassociation

Sheldon: I'm sorry, I think you're forgetting that the sandwich was invented by John Montagu, the Earl of Sandwich.
Penny: Oh. The truck's called "Pearl of Sandwich." Now I get it.

Quote from the episode The Tenant Disassociation

Leonard: Hey. What you got there?
Penny: Oh, I grabbed a sandwich at the food truck out front.
Sheldon: Wait, n-now, hold on. Tonight is Friday, and I believe you know what that means.
Penny: That my fun, young life took a drastic turn somewhere?
Sheldon: No.
Leonard: But yeah.

Quote from the episode The Gates Excitation

Howard: Do you think you could get Bill Gates to sign something for me?
Penny: Yeah, maybe, like what?
Howard: Oh, my arm, my chest, his call.
Penny: His call will be to the police.

Quote from the episode The Gates Excitation

Leonard: Well, I'm-I'm just saying, what are you gonna do when he wants to talk about high-level language interpreters for microcomputers?
Penny: What are high-level language interpreters for microcomputers? A way of programming computers using words and commands instead of binary code.
Penny: Oh. That's actually kind of interesting. Tell me more.
Leonard: Oh, well-
Penny: That, I'll do that.
Leonard: I didn't even see it coming.
Penny: You never do.

Quote from the episode The Gates Excitation

Amy: If we don't do anything, how long do you think they'll talk about Batman?
Penny: Well, I've know them for 11 years, so 11 years.

Quote from the episode The Athenaeum Allocation

Bernadette: Yeah, I just wanted to stop in and see my office before we went to lunch.
Penny: Just a few more weeks, you'll be back full-time, huh?
Bernadette: Yeah.
Penny: Uh-oh. That wasn't a happy "yeah." That was a "Hey, Leonard, do you want to go to the gym?" yeah.

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