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Quote from the episode The Monetary Insufficiency

Sheldon: But while we're on the subject of fashion, I'm asking the university for some funding tomorrow.
What should I wear?
Penny: Mm. Well, I've got a push-up bra I can loan you that always gets me free drinks.

Quote from the episode The Monetary Insufficiency

Amy: How much money are you asking for?
Sheldon: $500 million.
Penny: Then I'd go no bra.

Quote from the episode The Friendship Contraction

Penny: Oh, good, your power's out, too.
Leonard: Why is that good?
Penny: Because last month, I sent the electric company a Starbucks gift card, an apology note, and a few snapshots of me in a bra.

Quote from the episode The Vegas Renormalization

Sheldon: Okay, that's question 20, you have to guess.
Penny: Oh, God, I don't know Sheldon, are you Star Wars?
Sheldon: How can one person be a whole movie?

Quote from the episode The Comet Polarization

Leonard: I know I don't say it enough, but you go, girl.
Penny: That was enough.

Quote from the episode The Comet Polarization

Penny: Okay, look, I Googled it. I took the picture, so it's my discovery. (scoffs) He stole my comet.
Leonard: I know, but on the other hand, do you really care?
Penny: Yes, I care. This happens to me all the time. People take one look at me and assume I don't know what I'm talking about.
Leonard: Oh, I'm sure that's not true.
Penny: I'm sorry. Are you saying I don't know what I'm talking about?
Leonard: No, I'm not saying anything, ever again.

Quote from the episode The Comet Polarization

Penny: Look, I'm serious. The other day at work, I had this great idea, but no one was listening to me. And then five minutes later, Paul said the same thing, and they practically carried him around the room.
Leonard: Oh, well, what was it?
Penny: Well, CPK for lunch, but that's just one example.

Quote from the episode The Comet Polarization

Penny: Who is that?
Leonard: Sheldon.
Penny: Who is he mad at?
Leonard: Neil Gaiman.
Penny: Who's that?
Leonard: Not us.
Penny: [clink glasses] Great.

Quote from the episode The Comet Polarization

Penny: Are you kidding me?
Leonard: Well, he is the one who knew it was a comet.
Penny: No, he didn't. He thought it was an eyelash!
Raj: And you thought it was a fuzzy streak. I mean, do you even know what a comet is?
Penny: Yeah, the thing I saw first.

Quote from the episode The Comet Polarization

Penny: Hey, why'd you lug your telescope all the way over here? Leonard has one in our apartment.
Raj: Yeah, I'm gonna use Leonard's. Might as well hold my hand up like this and squint.
Penny: I don't know. It seemed pretty good. You know, once when the cable went out, I watched an entire episode of The Bachelor on a TV across the street.
Leonard: This one's more of a professional model.
Penny: So was the girl he picked!

Quote from the episode The Reclusive Potential

Bernadette: Hey, we can make bad decisions.
Penny: Yeah. She had two kids back-to-back and I thought you'd like this, so we're off to a good start.

Quote from the episode The Reclusive Potential

Amy: Okay, now, I promised Sheldon things weren't gonna get too crazy tonight. Should I be worried?
Penny: Oh, just about who you're marrying.

Quote from the episode The Reclusive Potential

Bernadette: Amy can't take him, it's her bachelorette party this weekend.
Amy: Yes, it is, because (excitedly) I'm getting married!
Penny: Are you gonna be doing that all weekend?
Amy: Yes. Do you know why?
Penny: (excitedly) Because you're getting married!

Quote from the episode The Reclusive Potential

Howard: That's great, everyone's got weekend plans. Amy has her bachelorette party, and Sheldon's gonna go to the woods and get hunted for sport.
Penny: Yeah, as someone who has to track him every time he gets lost in IKEA, I feel like I'd be really good at that.

Quote from the episode The Apology Insufficiency

Penny: You know, sometimes stuff just happens, and there's nothing you can do about it. For example, Lisa Peterson hasn't talked to me since the 11th grade, because no matter how much you apologize, you can't go back and un-dry-hump someone's boyfriend.
Sheldon: I see. You're saying I'm facing Starfleet Academy's unwinnable command scenario, the Kobayashi Maru.
Penny: Exactly. Sometimes you can't win.
Sheldon: Captain Kirk won.
Penny: Kirk cheated.
Sheldon: Impressive that you know that. It's hard to believe I'm actually having this conversation with you.
Penny: Right there with you.

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