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Quote from the episode The Hot Tub Contamination

Penny: Sheldon, she wanted to share a toothbrush holder with you, and now you're at an ice cream parlor trying to pick up women!

Quote from the episode The Solder Excursion Diversion

Penny: So, hows it goin'?
Leonard: Good. Slow.
Howard: There's a lot of tedious setup, but once we get through that it should go quicker.
Penny: Is there anything we can do to help?
Leonard: You know what, this part isn't that technical. You actually could.
Penny: Wow, really? Called my bluff. All righty then.

Quote from the episode The Hook-Up Reverberation

Penny: I brought coffee. I wasn't sure what you like, so I got a regular, a cappuccino and a chai tea. Since you like Raj, I thought you might be into that.

Quote from the episode The Big Bear Precipitation

Penny: You know, there's a cabin in Big Bear that a doctor I work with keeps offering me.
Leonard: Because he's hitting on you?
Penny: She.
Leonard: Oh, good.
Penny: But I could get her.

Quote from the episode The Platonic Permutation

Penny: Oh, look at us. Our last Thanksgiving as husband and wife.

Quote from the episode The Gorilla Dissolution

Penny: You know the only thing worse than a movie where they glue monkey hair to your ass, is getting fired from a movie where they glue monkey hair to your ass.

Quote from the episode The Peanut Reaction

Sheldon: It's actually based on a very sound thesis. His mother published a paper on it.
Penny: What was it called? "I hate my son and that's why he can't have cake"?

Quote from the episode The Celebration Experimentation

Penny: You know, if you had a party now, you have plenty of friends that would love to come.
Leonard: And we live here, so we have no choice.
Penny: Yeah.

Quote from the episode The Locomotion Interruption

Penny: Well, I'm a people person. People like me. Some of my favorite people are people. I feel like I'm saying people a lot. People people people. Okay, I'm done.
Dan: Sure?
Penny: People. Yes.

Quote from the episode The Spock Resonance

Penny: Look at that. I'm in a movie, my shirt stayed on.

Quote from the episode The Proton Transmogrification

Penny: I've just never known anyone that died. I had a pet pig when I was a kid. When he died we didn't have a funeral, we had a barbecue.

Quote from the episode The Hook-Up Reverberation

Penny: Yeah, maybe you're right. I used to think my high school P.E. teacher didn't like me, but it turned out she liked me a little too much.
Bernadette: Really?
Penny: Yeah. It was fine. We went to a Melissa Etheridge concert, I got an A, it all worked out.

Quote from the episode The Proton Transmogrification

Leonard: So, what did you think of your first funeral?
Penny: I don't want to be a jerk but it was kind of a bummer.

Quote from the episode The Hook-Up Reverberation

Penny: It has also been shown to cause significantly fewer side effects than other oral contraceptives. Although it can cause acne, which if you ask me kind of increases its effectiveness as a contraceptive.

Quote from the episode The Expedition Approximation

Leonard: Hear me out. I know things got a little weird last night.
Penny: Well, leaving an envelope of cash on my night-stand after sex would count as weird.

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