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Quote from the episode The Confidence Erosion

Penny: Oh, I love the observatory. They tell you your weight on all the different planets. Yeah, it's always bikini season on Venus.

Quote from the episode The Tesla Recoil

Howard: Can't believe we let Kripke use us like that.
Penny: You know, maybe you're all more like the guy who didn't invent the electric car and less like the guy who didn't invent the lightbulb.

Quote from the episode The Bitcoin Entanglement

Penny: Hey, sweetie.
Leonard: Hey.
Penny: Everybody good?
Leonard: Yeah.
Howard: Fine.
Sheldon: Sure.
(Raj whispers to Howard)
Howard: You don't have to whisper, you can just nod your head.
Penny: Or you could just speak.
(Raj shakes his head)

Quote from the episode The Bitcoin Entanglement

Penny: Sheldon, what do I do?
Sheldon: Try to pass out facedown, so you don't choke on your vomit.
Penny: I am not gonna pass out. But thank you anyway.

Quote from the episode The Confidence Erosion

Penny: Hey, what's going on? You got a date?
Raj: I, uh, do have a date with science.
Penny: Ooh, what's science wearing?

Quote from the episode The Confidence Erosion

Raj: Well, my dad thinks it's because Howard's always making fun of me.
Leonard: Well, that makes sense.
Penny: Well, what do you mean, that makes sense?
Leonard: Well, Howard does make fun of him a lot.
Penny: Well, that's not all Howard's fault. I mean, if Raj doesn't want to be made fun of, then- I, hmm. I don't know a nice way to finish this sentence.

Quote from the episode The Confidence Erosion

Raj: Yeah, I was on my way to tell Howard, and then I remembered I wasn't speaking to him, so I came over here.
Leonard: Mm, don't you think it's time you two made up?
Raj: No. No, actually. I don't need his negative energy in my life right now. Standing up to him was-was hard, but it made me realize that I can do anything. And, yeah, it's a little sad, but, you know, life is all about-
Penny: (cork pops) Uh, sorry. I thought you were wrapping things up.

Quote from the episode The Confidence Erosion

Penny: Wow. I never knew science could be so interesting.
Leonard: Hey, I talk to you about science all the time.
Penny: (baby talk) Oh, you sure do, sweetie.

Quote from the episode The Confidence Erosion

Penny: Raj, you were terrific!
Raj: Oh, thank you. I was so nervous, my armpits are like a swamp.
Penny: Oh, your hug just got downgraded to a high five. (chuckles) Your palms are sweaty, too.

Quote from the episode The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization

Penny: Here, why don't you put these on while I find a shirt and sport-coat to match.
Leonard: Great, be right back.
Penny: Well, where you going, just put them on.
Leonard: Here?
Penny: Oh, are you shy?
Leonard: No, I'm not shy.
Penny: Don't worry, I won't look.
Leonard: I know you won't look. Why would you look. There's nothing to see. Well, not nothing...
Penny: Sweetie, put the pants on.
Leonard: Putting them on.

Quote from the episode The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization

Penny: Alright, moving on. Oh, wow, a paisley shirt.
Leonard: Uh-huh, it goes with my corduroy suit.
Penny: If you mean it should end up in the same place then, I agree.

Quote from the episode The Celebration Reverberation

Penny: Aw, the people's pajamas have little horses on them, and the horses' have little people.
Leonard: It's just his chance to brag about how great his life is.
Penny: Oh, come on, it's nice. You know that nonprofit he works with? They built a hospital in Rwanda.
Leonard: (mocking tone) Look at me. I built a hospital in Rwanda.
Penny: That is a good point. I hadn't thought of it that way.

Quote from the episode The Celebration Reverberation

Penny: "Kept Fern alive"? Who's Fern?
Leonard: No, the fern. The one in the bathroom.
Penny: We're really calling that brown thing alive? Okay.

Quote from the episode The Barbarian Sublimation

Penny: No, Fritz, I need you on my flank. No, I don't know German. Flankenzie, flankenzie!

Quote from the episode The Monetary Insufficiency

Penny: There is a lot of room between "don't like" and "hate." You know, it's-it's where you find rice pudding and jazz.

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