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Quote from the episode The Cushion Saturation

Penny: Look, Sheldon, I'm really, really sorry but it's only going to be for a week. Can't you be a little bit flexible?
[Leonard, Howard, Raj and Sheldon all look at her]
Penny: Yeah, sorry, I didn't really think that through.

Quote from the episode The Cushion Saturation

Penny: Boy, I love him, but he is one serious wackadoodle.

Quote from the episode The Cushion Saturation

Penny: There, nice and comfy cosy. Zero, zero, zero.
Sheldon: There's one more zero. You forgot the time parameter.
Penny: Sit on the damn couch.

Quote from the episode The Maternal Capacitance

Leonard: She's only been here a day and a half, and I'm seriously considering alcoholism as a new career path.
Penny: Hey, I talked to her for five minutes yesterday, and I've been half bombed ever since.

Quote from the episode The Maternal Capacitance

Penny: You can't let her get into your head.
Leonard: It's too late for me, my head is her summer house.

Quote from the episode The Maternal Capacitance

Penny: Fellas, please.
Howard: Penny, come on, we were just finding our sound.
Penny: You found it. It's the sound of a cat being run over by a lawn mower.

Quote from the episode The Maternal Capacitance

Penny: I know my dad wanted a boy. I just, I tried being good at sports, but I hated getting dirty!
Beverly Hofstadter: And then, I'm assuming you entered adolescence.
Penny: Uh-huh. He called me Slugger until I got my first training bra, and then he just stopped playing catch with me. I wasn't Slugger anymore. (As Leonard opens the door) Your mother's here!

Quote from the episode The Maternal Capacitance

Penny: Hey.
Leonard: You got alcohol?
Penny: Your mom still here?
Leonard: Yep.
Penny: Come on in.

Quote from the episode The Maternal Capacitance

Penny: Wait, wait, she's not gonna come here looking for you, is she?
Leonard: Oh, relax. She took Sheldon to the hospital to get a brain scan.
Penny: Oh my God. What happened?
Leonard: Nothing. Mother likes looking at brains and Sheldon likes getting his brain scanned.
Penny: Geez, what a fun couple.

Quote from the episode The Financial Permeability

Penny: What are you saying? That I'm using my body to get dinner? That I'm some sort of Chinese food prostitute?

Quote from the episode The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis

Penny: Dave is not smarter than you. He's an idiot.
Leonard: Really? Why would you say that?
Penny: Because a smart guy takes the nude photos of his wife off his cell phone before he tries to take nude photos of his girlfriend.
Leonard: He tried to take nude photos of you?
Penny: That's what you took from that? The guy is married.

Quote from the episode The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis

Leonard: Oh, a gift certificate for motorcycle lessons. Very thoughtful.
Penny: Yeah, and I checked. Not letting the bike fall on you while standing still is lesson one.

Quote from the episode The Vartabedian Conundrum

Penny: I mean, what have women said to you when they wanted to slow a relationship down?
Leonard: I really like you, but I want to see how things go with Mark?
Penny: Yeah, that'll slow it down.

Quote from the episode The Vartabedian Conundrum

Leonard: Don't you think if a woman was living with me I'd be the first one to know about it?
Penny: Oh, sweetie, you'd be the last one to know about it.

Quote from the episode The White Asparagus Triangulation

Raj: Ooo.
Penny: What's the matter, Lassie? Did Timmy fall down the well?

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