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Quote from the episode The Scavenger Vortex

Penny: Hey, Princeton, look at that. Team community college-night school is in the lead!

Quote from the episode The Raiders Minimization

Penny: Bernadette told me everything. Now you don't get the left or the right.

Quote from the episode The Raiders Minimization

Leonard: Come on, not that book! It's got like every horrible story from my childhood in it.
Penny: Oh cool, are there pictures?

Quote from the episode The Raiders Minimization

Penny: Not even the one on the breast feeding crisis?
Leonard: It was not a crisis. Apparently I favored the left one, she got a little lopsided.
Penny: Oh my God, you still go left!

Quote from the episode The Scavenger Vortex

Penny: Run to India.

Quote from the episode The Deception Verification

Leonard: Since when can Koothrappali talk in front of the girls without a beer?
Bernadette: Oh, it happened just after you left.
Leonard: And no one told me?
Howard: (Emotionally) I can't believe we forgot to tell him.
Penny: *Hands Howard the Vagisil coupon* Think of Sheldon when you apply it.

Quote from the episode The Deception Verification

Amy: He's mad at you, too. He says you're the succubus who led his friend astray.
Penny: I don't know what succubus is, but it has "suck" in it so that can't be good.

Quote from the episode The Deception Verification

Sheldon: Please don't take my looking forward to Leonard coming home as criticism of you in his absence. That criticism will come later in your report card.
Penny: Yeah, I didn't stay for the detention. I'm not going to read the report card.

Quote from the episode The Spoiler Alert Segmentation

Sheldon: I suppose there's no choice but to face the crying, angry accusations, and the high pitch wails of despair.
Penny: Yeah and who knows how Amy will react.

Quote from the episode The Closet Reconfiguration

Sheldon: Did you also have a dog? Because I found what appears to be a battery-operated chew toy.
Penny: Party's over. Party's over.

Quote from the episode The Closet Reconfiguration

Leonard: You know we could throw a dinner party too. Maybe even ask everyone to get dressed up.
Penny: Sure. Just when you say dressed up, you mean nice clothes, right? Not like capes and tights and crap
Leonard: Yes. Although...
Penny: No.

Quote from the episode The Love Spell Potential

Penny: Oh, it's not so bad. You lost money, you're filled with shame, and you got groped by a stranger. That's Vegas. You nailed it.

Quote from the episode The Ornithophobia Diffusion

Penny: Did you tell her her about your favorite asthma inhaler?

Quote from the episode The Love Spell Potential

Penny: I got a new bikini. The drinks at the pool will be brought to you by these.

Quote from the episode The Love Spell Potential

Sheldon: I've never played Dungeons and Dragons with girls.
Penny: It's okay, honey, no one has.

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