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Quote from the episode The Plimpton Stimulation

Penny: Oh, good, you're up. Look, my car won't start. I need a ride to work.
Sheldon: Did you once again ignore your check engine light?
Penny: No, Mr. Smarty Pants. I ignored the fill gas tank light.
Sheldon: Leonard, Penny wants to exploit any residual feelings you have for her in order to get a ride to work.

Quote from the episode The Plimpton Stimulation

Penny: You know what? I'm just gonna take the bus to work.
Leonard: Penny, I can still drive you.
Penny: Oh, no, no, it's okay. You might slip on a banana peel and get me pregnant.

Quote from the episode The Spaghetti Catalyst

Penny: God, can we please just say no longer seeing each other?
Sheldon: Well, we could if it were true. But as you live in the same building, you see each other all the time. The variable which has changed is the coitus.
Penny: Okay, here’s the protocol, you and I are still friends, and you stop saying coitus.

Quote from the episode The Spaghetti Catalyst

Penny: Oh, damn, they canceled my Visa. Oh, yay, a new MasterCard.

Quote from the episode The Wheaton Recurrence

Penny: Do or do not do there is no try.
Leonard: Did you just quote Star Wars?
Penny: I believe I quoted The Empire Strikes Back.

Quote from the episode The Wheaton Recurrence

Leonard: Oh, my God. I'm lying in bed with a beautiful woman who can quote Yoda. I love you, Penny.
Penny: Oh. Oh. Thank you.

Quote from the episode The Wheaton Recurrence

Sheldon: Penny, reminder, bowling tonight at seven o'clock.
Penny: Oh, right. Bowling.
Leonard: You don't have to come if you don't want to.
Penny: No, no, it's okay. I mean, let's face it, you guys would get creamed without me.
Sheldon: We would indeed. In this particular case, your lack of femininity works to our advantage.
Penny: It's always nice chatting with you, Sheldon.
Sheldon: Sarcasm?
Penny: Thinly veiled contempt.

Quote from the episode The Wheaton Recurrence

Leonard: We don't have to talk 'cause there's nothing to talk about. Everything's good.
Penny: Really? So, you didn't get all snarky 'cause I said something nice to a bowl of chilli fries?

Quote from the episode The Pants Alternative

Penny: I love where you skip over the part where no one asks.

Quote from the episode The Pants Alternative

Sheldon: This alcohol is not working, I still feel dizzy.
Penny: Here, try this one.

Quote from the episode The Precious Fragmentation

Penny: Oh, it's about time. I'm starving.
Leonard: Uh, well, we didn't actually get Chinese food.
Penny: Why not?
Leonard: Don't panic, this is better.
Penny: Oh, no, you didn't trade the food for magic beans, did you?

Quote from the episode The Precious Fragmentation

Sheldon: Of course not. And, technically, magic beans would be food, although eating them would be quite a waste, since you could plant them and overnight have a giant beanstalk, which would provide enough roughage for a small city.
Penny: Yeah, sometimes I dont listen, sometimes I just watch your jaw go up and down.

Quote from the episode The Precious Fragmentation

Howard: We got this whole box for sixty bucks.
Leonard: We didn't even get to go through it all. There could be anything in here.
Penny: There a new girlfriend in there? 'cause you might need one.

Quote from the episode The Precious Fragmentation

Penny: Okay, I'm just gonna go home and make a grilled cheese and window-shop on eHarmony.

Quote from the episode The Precious Fragmentation

Penny: I need to go back to dating dumb guys from the gym.

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