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Quote from the episode The White Asparagus Triangulation

Sheldon: I would ask you to find some way to suppress your libido.
Penny: I could think about you.
Sheldon: Whatever works.

Quote from the episode The White Asparagus Triangulation

Sheldon: This is banana bread.
Penny: This is a door knob.

Quote from the episode The Panty Pinata Polarization

Sheldon: Woman, you are playing with forces beyond your ken.
Penny: Yeah, well your Ken can kiss my Barbie.

Quote from the episode The Panty Pinata Polarization

Sheldon: And then you put it back, compromising the rest of the onion rings.
Penny: Aw honey, the buses don't go where you live do they?

Quote from the episode The Panty Pinata Polarization

Penny: No Shoes, No Shirt, No Sheldon.
Howard: I bet we could sell that sign all over Pasadena!

Quote from the episode The Panty Pinata Polarization

Penny: You didn't know? You have three strikes. Strike 1: You came in. Strike 2: You sat down. Strike 3: I don't like your attitude.

Quote from the episode The Panty Pinata Polarization

Penny: I like hanging out with you guys, but I'm not gonna apologize for something I didn't do.
Leonard: Well, actually, technically, you did do it.
Penny: That's strike one, Leonard.

Quote from the episode The Panty Pinata Polarization

Penny: Here you go, (to Leonard) Quesadilla, (to Howard) Salad, (to Raj) Here's your pizza. And thanks to Sheldon's heated discussion with my manager, one barbecue bacon cheeseburger, barbecue sauce, bacon, and cheese on the side.
Sheldon: Thank you!
Penny: Go ahead. Eat it. I dare you!

Quote from the episode The Panty Pinata Polarization

Penny: I was in junior rodeo. I can hog-tie and castrate him in 60 seconds.

Quote from the episode The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem

Penny: Dr. Sheldon Cooper?
Ramona: We're having dinner.
Sheldon: Sheldon Cooper? Tall, thin, looks a little like a giant praying mantis.
Ramona: He is cute, isn't he?

Quote from the episode The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem

Penny: Holy crap on a cracker!

Quote from the episode The Euclid Alternative

Sheldon: You have to drive me to work.
Penny: Yeah, I really don't think I do.
Sheldon: But I don't drive and I can't take the bus.
Penny: Alright, honey, you'll be fine as long as you don't do that bungee chord thing.

Quote from the episode The Euclid Alternative

Sheldon: I still don't see why I need a drivers license. Albert Einstein never had a drivers license.
Howard:Yeah, but Albert Einstein didn't make me wet myself at 40 miles an hour.
Penny: Yeah, and I never wanted to kick Albert Einstein in the nuts.

Quote from the episode The Barbarian Sublimation

Sheldon: The Hungarians are just using you for dragon fodder.
Penny: Really? Boy, you'd think you could trust a horde of Hungarian barbarians.

Quote from the episode The Tangerine Factor

Penny: Hey, jerk face, you forgot your iPod.

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