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Quote from the episode The Zarnecki Incursion

Penny: Amy is right, I do want to fling my poop at her.

Quote from the episode Pilot

Penny: Oh, anyways I'm also writing a screenplay. It's about this sensitive girl who comes to LA from Lincoln, Nebraska, to be an actress and who ends up a waitress at the cheesecake factory.
Leonard: So it's based on your life?
Penny: No, I'm from Omaha!

Quote from the episode The Benefactor Factor

Penny: We can't keep explaining everything. Read that book we gave you.

Quote from the episode The Benefactor Factor

Penny: Good morning, slut!
Leonard: What?
Penny: Oh, please! I recognise the walk of shame when I see it. All you're missing is a little smeared mascara and a purse with panties wadded up in it!

Quote from the episode The Pants Alternative

Penny: I love where you skip over the part where no one asks.

Quote from the episode The Panty Pinata Polarization

Sheldon: And then you put it back, compromising the rest of the onion rings.
Penny: Aw honey, the buses don't go where you live do they?

Quote from the episode The Maternal Congruence

Penny: Come on, I mean, you're not upset that your marriage is over?
Beverly: Well, initially I felt something akin to grief and perhaps anger, but that's the natural reaction of the limbic system to being betrayed by a loathsome son of a bitch.
Penny: Sure, sure.

Quote from the episode The Boyfriend Complexity

*Leonard is kissing Penny, and Penny's dad enters*
Penny: Come on, honey, not in front of my dad.
Penny's dad: Relax, I've seen her do a lot worse with a lot stupider.

Quote from the episode The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition

Penny: Leonard, and Howard, and Raj, they aren't like other guys. They're special.
Alicia: Okay, they're special, and?
Penny: Well let's see how can I explain this. Um. They don't know how to use their shields.
Alicia: Shields?
Penny: Yeah. You know like in Star Trek and you're in battle, and you raise the shields.
*Realizing what she said* Where the hell did that come from?

Quote from the episode The 21-Second Excitation

Penny: All right, time to open bachelor number two.

Quote from the episode The Peanut Reaction

Penny: That's the saddest thing I've ever heard.
Howard: (to Leonard) Go ahead. Tell her about your senior prom.

Quote from the episode The Financial Permeability

Penny: What are you saying? That I'm using my body to get dinner? That I'm some sort of Chinese food prostitute?

Quote from the episode The Bat Jar Conjecture

Penny: Tweety Bird tawt he taw a what?
Sheldon: A romulan.
Penny: Yes, he tawt he taw a romulan.

Quote from the episode The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification

Penny: What up, Shel-bot?

Quote from the episode The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification

Leonard: Penny, Steve Wozniack was one of the co-founders of Apple computer. He and Steve Jobs.
Penny: Yeah. I know who he is. I watch Dancing With the Stars.

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