Penny Quotes Page 56 of 75
Quote from the episode The Spoiler Alert Segmentation
Leonard: I'm not going anywhere. Penny and I are very happy living together. Isn't that right?
Penny: It's like the happiness won't ever leave the apartment.
Quote from the episode The Infestation Hypothesis
Penny: What's the word, hummingbird?
Quote from the episode The Work Song Nanocluster
Sheldon: When I signed for this package, I was deputized by the United Parcel Service, and entrusted with its final delivery. I now need you to acknoweldge receipt of the package so I'm fully indemnified and no longer liable.
Penny: Sheldon, it's just a box of rhinestones.
Sheldon: Well, the content are irrelevant. A legal bailment has been created. Does that mean nothing to you?
Penny: It means nothing to anybody.
Quote from the episode The Psychic Vortex
Penny: Wow, that's all you got after you were the most obnoxious person on a double date that included Howard Wolowitz?
Quote from the episode The Excelsior Acquisition
Penny: Okay, look, they sent me the ticket. I told them I wasn't driving and they were all, if it wasn't you, who was it?
Sheldon: So you betrayed me?
Penny: No, it wasn't a betrayal. It was more of a can't afford any more points on my license. I already have to buy my insurance from this place in the Cayman Islands.
Quote from the episode The Date Night Variable
Penny: So, does Sheldon have anything special planned for you tomorrow night?
Amy: Oh, yes. According to the relationship agreement, on the anniversary of our first date, he must take me to a nice dinner, ask about my day, and engage in casual physical contact that a disinterested onlooker might mistake for intimacy.
Penny: That's hot. You kids better use protection.
Quote from the episode The Cushion Saturation
Penny: There, nice and comfy cosy. Zero, zero, zero.
Sheldon: There's one more zero. You forgot the time parameter.
Penny: Sit on the damn couch.
Quote from the episode The Cushion Saturation
Penny: Boy, I love him, but he is one serious wackadoodle.
Quote from the episode The Prestidigitation Approximation
Penny: You know, well, I'm happy Leonard's found someone. Not that anybody asked.
Quote from the episode The Bozeman Reaction
Penny: I can't believe it. if I hadn't been working the dinner shift, I would've run right into the robbers.
Leonard: Hey, there's no reason for you to be scared.
Penny: I'm not scared. I would've gone all Nebraska on their asses.
Quote from the episode The Large Hadron Collision
Leonard: This tray contains clues as to what you and I are going to be doing on Valentine's Day.
Penny: Oh, wow. Okay. Let's see. We've got milk chocolate, Swiss cheese, fondue.
My lactose-intolerant boyfriend is going to eat all this, then I'm going to climb on his back and rocket to the moon?
Quote from the episode The Decoupling Fluctuation
Penny: Ooh, one gravy boat.
Amy: That's from Sheldon. He told me he had it engraved.
Bernadette: In the event of divorce, please return to Sheldon Cooper.
Penny: One inappropriate, yet I wish I thought of that, gravy boat.
Quote from the episode The Proton Resurgence
Sheldon: Professor Proton hosted my favorite science show when I was a child. I never missed an episode. He demonstrated scientific principles using everyday objects.
Leonard: It was pretty cool.
Penny: Aw, it's so cute when you use the word cool wrong. Like when kids say pasgetti.
Quote from the episode The Countdown Reflection
Penny: I can't believe it. This whole time, a small part of me thought he was lying.
Quote from the episode The Countdown Reflection
Penny: Hey, I know tons of people who got married in Vegas.
Bernadette: Are any of them still married?
Penny: Yeah. I mean not to the same people, but...
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