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Quote from the episode The Panty Pinata Polarization

Sheldon: Woman, you are playing with forces beyond your ken.
Penny: Yeah, well your Ken can kiss my Barbie.

Quote from the episode The Dumpling Paradox

Leonard: Wow Penny, you're on fire!
Penny:Yeah, so is Sheldon!

Quote from the episode The Terminator Decoupling

Penny: We're putting the play on for one night in this little 99-seat theater. Can you come? Oh great! Do you know 98 other people that might want to come?

Quote from the episode The Lunar Excitation

Penny: Damn you, you rat bastard! In the olden days, I never would have known he was that stupid.

Quote from the episode The Staircase Implementation

Penny: Okay, Babydoll Pink, let's see if you can cover up the fact that I got my dad's feet.

Quote from the episode The Spaghetti Catalyst

Penny: Oh, damn, they canceled my Visa. Oh, yay, a new MasterCard.

Quote from the episode The Precious Fragmentation

Penny: I need to go back to dating dumb guys from the gym.

Quote from the episode The Hofstadter Isotope

Penny: Um, you know it's kinda early. Do you wanna maybe come in for some coffee or something?
Stuart: Oh gee, its a little late for coffee isn't it?
Penny: Aw, you think coffee means coffee. That is so sweet.

Quote from the episode The Wheaton Recurrence

Penny: Do or do not do there is no try.
Leonard: Did you just quote Star Wars?
Penny: I believe I quoted The Empire Strikes Back.

Quote from the episode The Gothowitz Deviation

Leonard: They're gonna get beaten up at that club.
Penny: They're gonna get beaten up at Walgreens.

Quote from the episode The Panty Pinata Polarization

Penny: You didn't know? You have three strikes. Strike 1: You came in. Strike 2: You sat down. Strike 3: I don't like your attitude.

Quote from the episode The Pants Alternative

Sheldon: This alcohol is not working, I still feel dizzy.
Penny: Here, try this one.

Quote from the episode The Big Bran Hypothesis

Penny: And what kind of doctor removes shoes from asses?

Quote from the episode The Large Hadron Collision

Penny: I think I caught the flu. *Throwing up*. Or the plague!

Quote from the episode The Cornhusker Vortex

Penny: Here, have some pizza, sweetie.
Leonard: You know I'm lactose intolerant.
Penny: I know; I just need you to stop talking.

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