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Quote from the episode The Love Spell Potential

Penny: Oh, it's not so bad. You lost money, you're filled with shame, and you got groped by a stranger. That's Vegas. You nailed it.

Quote from the episode The Ornithophobia Diffusion

Penny: Did you tell her her about your favorite asthma inhaler?

Quote from the episode The Love Spell Potential

Penny: I got a new bikini. The drinks at the pool will be brought to you by these.

Quote from the episode The Love Spell Potential

Sheldon: I've never played Dungeons and Dragons with girls.
Penny: It's okay, honey, no one has.

Quote from the episode The Proton Resurgence

Penny: But if you dont mind me asking, uh, the potato clock, how does it work? Is it a trick clock or a trick potato?

Quote from the episode The 43 Peculiarity

Penny: Hey! Shouldn't you be out with your gang spray painting equations on the sides of buildings?

Quote from the episode The Staircase Implementation

Leonard: Can I sleep on your couch tonight?
Penny: Well, you can try. But the neighbors across the hall are being very noisy.
Leonard: Oh, you heard that, huh?
Penny: Yeah, apparently the one fella changed the thermostat, and then the other fella went bat-crap crazy.

Quote from the episode The Parking Spot Escalation

Penny: You know, I remember my first bikini wax. My sister did it with duct tape and melted Crayolas. To this day, I can't look at a box of crayons without crossing my legs.

Quote from the episode The Decoupling Fluctuation

Sheldon: Excuse me. This is not about protecting my friend. Im a big fan of homeostasis. Do you know what that is?
Penny: Of course not.
Sheldon: Homeostasis refers to a systems ability to regulate its internal environment and maintain a constant condition of properties like temperature or pH.
Penny: Worst bedtime story ever!

Quote from the episode The Holographic Excitation

Bernadette: Leonard does things he doesn't like to make you happy.
Penny: Well, yeah he's my boyfriend, isn't that like his job?
Amy: Then what's your job?
Penny: Letting him make me happy.

Quote from the episode The Re-Entry Minimization

Penny: Okay, glasses off. Find Waldo.

Quote from the episode The Higgs Boson Observation

Leonard: If you want help, just hire a grad student.
Penny: Maybe I could do it.
Sheldon: You, really? You can assess the quality of my work? Okay, um, here. I wrote this when I was five years old.
Penny: A proof that algebraic topology can never have a non self-contradictory set of abelion groups. Im just a blond monkey to you, aren't I?
Sheldon: You said it, not me.

Quote from the episode The Beta Test Initiation

Penny: No, your Reebok has a gunshot wound and you have an ouchie on your pinky toe.

Quote from the episode The Terminator Decoupling

Penny: What up moonpie!

Quote from the episode The Grasshopper Experiment

Leonard: (Talking about Raj to Penny) Don't you have a drink that could make him less obnoxious?
Penny: Drinks do not do that.

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