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Quote from the episode The Anxiety Optimization

Penny: So, whichever rep has the best sales for the quarter gets a trip for two to Hawaii.
Amy: That would be so romantic for you and Leonard.
Penny: Yeah, clearly you haven't seen him on the beach walking around with his metal detector.

Quote from the episode The Anxiety Optimization

Penny: I love him, but if he's broken, let's not get a new one.

Quote from the episode The Anxiety Optimization

Penny: Bernadette's nickname for you is the Virgin Pina Colada.

Quote from the episode The Anxiety Optimization

Penny: Have fun.
Sheldon: Oh, I will. Nothing more fun than a paradigm shifting evening of science.
Penny: (To Leonard) And you thought it was soaping me up in the shower.

Quote from the episode The Vacation Solution

Howard: I'm not signing a prenup.
Penny: All right, Howard Wolowitz, listen up! You sign anything she puts in front of you, because you are the luckiest man alive. If you let her go, there is no way you can find anyone else. Speaking on behalf of all women, it is not going to happen, we had a meeting.

Quote from the episode The Space Probe Disintegration

Leonard: I thought this was gonna be boring but it's actually kinda fun.
Penny: Don't tell Amy that; we'll be here every Sunday.

Quote from the episode The Space Probe Disintegration

Penny: Not really a great outfit for work. Unless something opens up in the Hookers & Whores department.

Quote from the episode The Space Probe Disintegration

Penny: There's got to be something fun we can do that the guys will hate.
Leonard: Hang on, why do we have to hate it?
Penny: Three words: Doctor Who convention.

Quote from the episode The Space Probe Disintegration

Leonard: I did not force you to go to that.
Penny: You left the house in a fez and a bow tie. I went so you wouldn't get beat up.
Leonard: I wasn't going to get beat up.
Penny: You were but somehow I held myself back.

Quote from the episode The Clean Room Infiltration

Penny: So, if you don't mind me asking, do you think you might start dating again?
Dr. Koothrappali: It's much too soon for that. Why, do you know someone?
Penny: No, but if things don't work out with me and Leonard, I'll call you. Wait, how much do you talk about Star Trek?

Quote from the episode The Clean Room Infiltration

Penny: It's kinda boring. Although it did get exciting for a minute when Amy inhaled a wool ball.

Quote from the episode The Champagne Reflection

Dan: Well one thing I've been meaning to tell you, is that the company's gonna stop paying for our coffee.
Bernadette: No problem. When does that start?
Dan: Five months ago.
Bernadette: What? Who's been paying for my coffee.
Dan: All of us.
Penny: Yep, it comes from the swear jar we put money in when you curse.

Quote from the episode The Septum Deviation

Amy: Don't be like that. You two need to talk this out.
Penny: Yeah, because you sound really funny.

Quote from the episode The Septum Deviation

Sheldon: Why would you have surgery?
Leonard: Because I can't breathe. I snore. I get sinus infections.
Penny: Back off, he's all mine.

Quote from the episode The Prom Equivalency

Sheldon: There are post-prom mating rituals?
Penny: Not always. Unless your date drives a van with an air mattress, then always.

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