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Quote from the episode The Panty Pinata Polarization

Penny: Oh, I didn’t tell you? You’re banished from the Cheesecake Factory.
Sheldon: Why?
Penny: Well, you have three strikes. One, coming in. Two, sitting down. And three, I don’t like your attitude.

Quote from the episode The Pants Alternative

Sheldon: This alcohol is not working, I still feel dizzy.
Penny: Here, try this one.

Quote from the episode The Big Bran Hypothesis

Penny: And what kind of doctor removes shoes from asses?

Quote from the episode The Large Hadron Collision

Penny: I think I caught the flu. *Throwing up*. Or the plague!

Quote from the episode The Cornhusker Vortex

Penny: Here, have some pizza, sweetie.
Leonard: You know I'm lactose intolerant.
Penny: I know; I just need you to stop talking.

Quote from the episode The Adhesive Duck Deficiency

Penny: Don't you dare knock!

Quote from the episode The Psychic Vortex

Penny: You know, I believe in ghosts, too.
Leonard: Great.
Penny: And astrology.
Leonard: I know, and pyramid power and healing crystals.
Penny: Oh, no, no, no, crystals don’t work.
Leonard: Really, that’s the line? Psychics are real, but crystals are voodoo?
Penny: Oh, Voodoo is real. You don't want to mess with Voodoo.

Quote from the episode The Terminator Decoupling

Penny: Hey Leonard, what's up with Dr Wackadoodle?

Quote from the episode The Dumpling Paradox

Penny: Wait. Wait, Sheldon come back, you forgot something.
Sheldon: What?
Penny: This plasma grenade. Ha! Look, it's raining you!

Quote from the episode The Adhesive Duck Deficiency

Sheldon: Now remember, you were given powerful pain medication and a muscle relaxer, so don't operate heavy machinery, and try not to choke on your own drool. [goes to leave] Penny: Wait! You have to help me get into bed. [laughs] "Sheldon has to help me get into bed". Bet you thought I'd never say that!
Sheldon: Yes. Charmed. Your drug-addled candor knows no bounds. [helps Penny into bed]
Penny: You know people think you are this weird robot man who's so annoying all the time and you totally are. But then it's like that movie Wall-E at the end. You're so full of love and you can save a plant and get fat people out of their floaty chairs.
Sheldon: That's a fairly labored metaphor but I appreciate the sentiment behind it.

Quote from the episode The Pirate Solution

Penny: Honey, you don't have to thank me every time we have sex, sweetie.

Quote from the episode The Gothowitz Deviation

Penny: Oh man, did the KISS Army repeal "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"?

Quote from the episode The Jiminy Conjecture

Sheldon: I lost this to Wolowitz in an ill-conceived cricket wager.
Penny: What, do they have Wii Cricket now? Well, that can't be very popular.

Quote from the episode The Jiminy Conjecture

Leonard: Why would you buy peppermint schnapps?
Penny: Because I like peppermint, and it's fun to say schnapps!

Quote from the episode The Grasshopper Experiment

Leonard: I don't believe it. What's gotten into him?
Penny: Oh, maybe a couple of virgin Cuba Libres that turned out to be kinda slutty.
Leonard: You didn't.
Penny: Hey, you do your experiments, I do mine.

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