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Quote from the episode The 2003 Approximation

Penny: Okay, look, we don't need to rush into anything. All right? Maybe instead of Leonard moving in with me, we just leave things the way they are, and sometimes we'll sleep over there, and sometimes we'll sleep over here.
Sheldon: But mostly here?
Penny: Sure.

Quote from the episode The Fetal Kick Catalyst

Daniel: I love your movie.
Penny: Well, thanks.
Daniel: It has got to be one of the worst things I've ever seen in my life.
Penny: Your love confuses me.
Leonard: Would you like an autograph?
Daniel: Sure.
Penny: Okay, who do I make it out to?
Daniel: Daniel.
Penny: Okay.
Daniel: I have to ask. Were you trying to be that bad, or are you just a terrible actress?
Penny: That did not clear things up.

Quote from the episode The Tesla Recoil

Raj: All right! Who's excited to see a documentary?
Penny: Oh, I know this one. Nobody. Ever.

Quote from the episode The Sales Call Sublimation

Leonard: Hi.
Penny: Hey, how'd it go?
Leonard: Oh, great. Dr. Gallo is terrific. You know, I-I've always been insecure that no one cares about what I have to say, but she made me see-
Penny: Yeah, no one cares. Did you help me out or not?

Quote from the episode The Large Hadron Collision

Leonard: Just think, this time tomorrow we'll be in Geneva, Switzerland for our first Valentine's Day.
Penny: I know! I went shopping today and bought special undies for the occasion.
Leonard: Thermal? 'cause it's gonna be cold.
Penny: Think it through, Leonard.

Quote from the episode The Cohabitation Experimentation

Amy: I don't think I slept two minutes last night.
Penny: Yeah, get it, girl. It's not what you think.
Leonard: I feel like I pulled something. Why didn't you tell me to stop?
Penny: Even more not what you think.

Quote from the episode The Emotion Detection Automation

Sheldon: Well, I would prefer if people told me exactly what is on their mind.
Penny: No. No, you don't, you really don't. I actually can't say "don't" enough.

Quote from the episode The Comic-Con Conundrum

Penny: (To Raj) Hey, if you're still looking to make money, I will pay you to burn that jacket.

Quote from the episode The Pancake Batter Anomaly

Penny: Okay, sweetie, I'll take care of you. What do you need?
Sheldon: Well, my mom used to give me sponge baths.
Penny: Okay, ground rules: no sponge baths and definitely no enemas.
Sheldon: Agreed.

Quote from the episode The Matrimonial Metric

Leonard: Hey, what you making?
Penny: Uh, well, I spilled the cheese packet, so we're having mac and nothing.
Leonard: Oh, yeah, I'll just have the mac. "Nothing" gives me gas.

Quote from the episode The Conference Valuation

Penny: I think things are going pretty good.
Bernadette: Are you aware that Dave's in the break room crying?
Penny: Yeah, I told him if he's gonna be a crybaby, go to the break room.

Quote from the episode The Collaboration Contamination

Leonard: Hey, Sheldon, what's up?
Sheldon: Well, remember how disappointed you were when Amy started driving me to work?
Leonard: Sure, uh, sometimes people smile a big smile of disappointment.
Sheldon: Yeah, well, good news, Amy had to go in early to show Howard around her lab, so you get to drive me.
Penny: Aw, his smile of disappointment has turned into a frown of joy.

Quote from the episode The Confirmation Polarization

Leonard: I am so proud of you.
Penny: Well, I know how to do the dishes. Just, sometimes I'm tired.
Leonard: No, I-I mean, I'm proud of how well you're doing at work. Are you even using soap?
Penny: Do you want to do this?
Leonard: Yeah, I really do.

Quote from the episode The Staircase Implementation

Leonard: Not only did Sheldon save my life, he didn't rat me out to the landlord. Or the police. Or Homeland Security.
Penny: Okay, so, basically, you're the reason I have to walk up and down three flights of stairs every day?

Quote from the episode The Prestidigitation Approximation

Penny: Hey, did he tell you I saved the silk shirt?
Priya: No, he did not.
Penny: He was gonna throw it in the washing machine with his Spider-man underwear. That's our Lenny, huh?
Priya: Yes, that's our Lenny.

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