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Quote from the episode The Proton Transmogrification

Sheldon: Why are you here?
Arthur: I don't know. I was hoping I was going to haunt my ex-wife.

Quote from the episode The Proton Transmogrification

Sheldon: Why do I need you now?
Arthur: Well, as near as I can tell. You fell asleep watching Star Wars and now you're dreaming you're watching Star Wars.
Sheldon: So?
Arthur: Don't you see a problem there? How you're spending your limited time on earth?
Sheldon: Not at all.
Arthur: Okay. Good luck to you.

Quote from the episode The Proton Displacement

Professor Proton: (To Penny) So, you have any single grandmothers?
Penny: Sorry, they're both married.
Professor Proton: Good. .... Happily?

Quote from the episode The Opening Night Excitation

Sheldon: Oh, Arthur, what brings you back?
Professor Proton: Beats me. I just hope this is not a sex dream.

Quote from the episode The Proton Resurgence

Sheldon: I wrote a fan letter to you when I was a child in Texas, and you sent this autographed picture back to me. Do you remember that?
Professor Proton: I'll give you a hint. I have a bracelet with my own address on it.

Quote from the episode The Opening Night Excitation

Sheldon: Where are you going?
Professor Proton: I don't know, but hopefully somewhere I can wear pants.

Quote from the episode The Opening Night Excitation

Professor Proton: Okay. Once the man gets the woman out of her bloomers-

Quote from the episode The Proton Transmogrification

Arthur: Appreciate them, Sheldon.

Quote from the episode The Proton Resurgence

Professor Proton: Just- just call me Arthur.
Sheldon: Leonard, did you hear that? Professor Proton said I should call him Arthur. That means we're friends. Professor Proton: No, a friend would've told me about the elevator.

Quote from the episode The Proton Transmogrification

Sheldon: When Obi-Wan came to Luke on this very spot, he gave him all sorts of helpful advice. So what have you got for me?
Arthur: Uhmm ... Always get a pre-nup.

Quote from the episode The Proton Transmogrification

Professor Proton: This is something interesting, boys and girls. After an owl eats, he spits up part of his meal, that he can't digest, in the form of a pellet. Isn't that a hoot?

Quote from the episode The Proton Resurgence

Professor Proton: I power a clock with a potato.
Penny: Shut up! You can do that? I mean ... wouldn't that solve the world's energy crisis?
Professor Proton: No.

Quote from the episode The Opening Night Excitation

Professor Proton: And can I get out of this mumu now?
Sheldon: Those are the robes of the Jedi, the guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy.
Professor Proton: And they don't wear underwear.

Quote from the episode The Proton Displacement

Professor Proton: Sheldon, in a couple of hours I have to get up, pee and then wander around the house.

Quote from the episode The Proton Displacement

Leonard: Okay, we're almost ready to go. Once we bond the wires, we can test the tubes.
Professor Proton: This is so exciting. I feel like I'm seventy-five again.

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