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Quote from the episode The Opening Night Excitation

Professor Proton: Why isn't it ever Angie Dickinson's bedroom?

Quote from the episode The Opening Night Excitation

Professor Proton: Okay. Once the man gets the woman out of her bloomers-

Quote from the episode The Opening Night Excitation

Sheldon: No, not that. I understand the mechanics.
Professor Proton: Oh, good. Good. 'cause I have no idea what kids these days are calling their parts.
Sheldon: I think they say "junk."
Professor Proton: What is happening to this world?

Quote from the episode The Proton Transmogrification

Professor Proton: This is something interesting, boys and girls. After an owl eats, he spits up part of his meal, that he can't digest, in the form of a pellet. Isn't that a hoot?

Quote from the episode The Proton Transmogrification

Professor Proton: We'll be right back after I fire my writers.

Quote from the episode The Proton Transmogrification

Sheldon: Look at Arthur cracking up at a joke I made. I'll never hear that joke again.
Arthur: You never heard it that time.

Quote from the episode The Proton Transmogrification

Arthur: It's fantastic. This is the longest I've gone without running into a men's room in years.

Quote from the episode The Proton Transmogrification

Sheldon: Why are you here?
Arthur: I don't know. I was hoping I was going to haunt my ex-wife.

Quote from the episode The Proton Transmogrification

Sheldon: I know why. You've come to me because you're my Obi-Wan.
Arthur: I'm not familiar with that. Is that an Internet?

Quote from the episode The Proton Transmogrification

Arthur: This is weird. Most of my robes open in the back.

Quote from the episode The Proton Transmogrification

Arthur: Where are we?
Sheldon: This is the swampland of Dagobah. It's where Luke was trained in the ways of the Jedi.
Arthur: Oh, too bad. I thought it was Florida.

Quote from the episode The Proton Transmogrification

Sheldon: When Obi-Wan came to Luke on this very spot, he gave him all sorts of helpful advice. So what have you got for me?
Arthur: Uhmm ... Always get a pre-nup.

Quote from the episode The Proton Transmogrification

Arthur: Is this the first time you've lost someone close to you?
Sheldon: Oh, no. I've already had to say goodbye to eleven Doctor Whos.
Arthur: Yeah, I've outlived a few of my doctors, too.

Quote from the episode The Proton Transmogrification

Arthur: Just make sure you appreciate those who are still there for you.
Sheldon: But I do appreciate them.

Quote from the episode The Proton Transmogrification

Arthur: Appreciate them, Sheldon.

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