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Quote from the episode The Novelization Correlation

Raj: I don't know which Hemsworth is playing Logan Dean, but I know it's a Hemsworth.
Leonard: Well, Logan's actually based on me.
Raj: So a young Paul Giamatti.

Quote from the episode The Separation Triangulation

Raj: Speaking of which, how long have you been separated?
Nell: About two weeks.
Raj: That is not a lot of weeks. In fact, that's the bare minimum to get to the plural "weeks".

Quote from the episode The Confidence Erosion

Raj: Do we know if there's life in the methane plumes of Enceladus or under the icy surface of Europa? Come back on Tuesday for my next show to find out. Spoiler alert: we don't.

Quote from the episode The Confidence Erosion

Penny: I'm so sorry the interview didn't go well.
Leonard: Yeah, you would've been perfect for it.
Raj: Oh, I just get so nervous, and then I start apologizing for being nervous, and- You guys don't want to hear about this. I'm sorry.
Penny: Stop apologizing!
Raj: Oh, my God! You sound just like the woman at the interview!

Quote from the episode The Confidence Erosion

Dr. Koothrappali: Don't make excuses. What kind of friend acts that way?
Raj: Well, I-I guess-
Dr. Koothrappali: It was a rhetorical question. A bad friend!
Raj: Come on, Dad! That's just our relationship, okay? He makes Indian jokes, and I laugh, but, you know, with angry eyes so he knows it's not okay.

Quote from the episode The Confidence Erosion

Raj: I just want to make a good first impression, and thought maybe you could help me pick out an outfit?
Penny: Of course. Let's see what you got.
Amy: Yeah, you just need to pick something that-that you feel confident in.
Raj: I'm sorry. I left my magic clothes at home.
Penny: I'm sure these two options will be f- So you-you have other clothes at home?

Quote from the episode The Confidence Erosion

Raj: Hey, I need some fashion advice.
Amy: Really? From me? I would love to-
Raj: Actually, Leonard told me Penny was over here...

Quote from the episode The Confidence Erosion

Raj: They asked me what my biggest weakness was, and 45 minutes later, they thanked me for coming.

Quote from the episode The Confidence Erosion

Raj: Howard doesn't mean anything by it. I think it's cultural. His people come from a very sarcastic village called Brooklyn.

Quote from the episode The Bitcoin Entanglement

Leonard: Hey, when we sell the Bitcoin, are you gonna pay your dad back all the money you took from him over the years?
Raj: Never even crossed my mind.

Quote from the episode The Bitcoin Entanglement

Leonard: You know, Penny and I aren't the only ones who've broken up. So did Howard and Bernadette.
Raj: Uh, not to brag, but all my breakups have lasted.

Quote from the episode The Bitcoin Entanglement

Raj: Mining for coins sounds so manly. Ooh, we should sing a mining song.
Leonard: Do you know a mining song?
Raj: I don't know. Does "Tik Tok" by Kesha count? Because it has tunneled its way into my heart.

Quote from the episode The Bitcoin Entanglement

Leonard: So what are you gonna do with your share of the money?
Raj: Uh, well, as a responsible adult, I'll put that money into a CD, wait for that CD to mature, and then buy a tiger.

Quote from the episode The Bitcoin Entanglement

Sheldon: Speaking of something I find interesting, did anyone read that article about Bitcoin I sent you?
Howard: Yeah, I can't believe a single Bitcoin is worth about $5,000 now.
Leonard: Wait, didn't we mine some a few years ago?
Sheldon: It was seven years ago.
Howard: Oh, yeah, I remember that.
Raj: Really? All I can remember from seven years ago is I couldn't get Kesha's "Tik Tok" out of my head.
"Tik Tok, on the clock" Whoa, welcome home, Kesha.

Quote from the episode The Bitcoin Entanglement

Raj: This is awkward. I was actually gonna return this.
Stuart: What's wrong with it?
Raj: I-I finished it.

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