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Quote from the episode The Neonatal Nomenclature

Raj: I'm telling you, there's an acupressure point right above your ankle that can induce contractions.
Bernadette: All right, but just a warning. My feet are a little swollen.
Raj: Oh, please, Bernadette. I'm sure this ... okay.
Bernadette: What?
Raj: Nothing. Your ankles look fine, and not at all like I just popped open a can of crescent rolls.

Quote from the episode The Novelization Correlation

Sheldon: I don't want my relationship with Amy to be like that.
Raj: Sheldon, Amy knew what she was getting into.
Sheldon: You think?
Raj: Yes, we warned her.

Quote from the episode The Novelization Correlation

Raj: Yeah. Like just now I wanted to get a croissant, but I didn't want to hear you say, "Ooh, la, la."

Quote from the episode The Novelization Correlation

Leonard: Well, I have to finish writing it before they can make it into a movie, and I still have a few things to figure out.
Howard: You should talk to Bernadette. Since she's been on bed rest, she's binged, like, every detective show in the world.
Raj: Oh, there was a funny detective show in India called Karamchand. He had an assistant named Kitty, and he was always saying, "Shut up, Kitty!" Sounds less mean if you say it in Hindi and don't think of women as having feelings.

Quote from the episode The Novelization Correlation

Raj: I don't know which Hemsworth is playing Logan Dean, but I know it's a Hemsworth.
Leonard: Well, Logan's actually based on me.
Raj: So a young Paul Giamatti.

Quote from the episode The Separation Triangulation

Oliver: Anyway, uh, I went over to comfort her, and we talked, and I think we're gonna give it another chance.
Raj: I am so happy for you! Hey, uh, we should celebrate.
Oliver: House of Pies?
Raj: You know it.
Oliver: Should we invite Nell?
Raj: Do we have to?
Oliver: Nah.

Quote from the episode The Separation Triangulation

Oliver: Hey, buddy. I talked to Nell. She was pretty upset after you left.
Raj: Yeah, I'm sorry.
Oliver: No. No, no, no. She told me that you said something so creepy that I seemed great in comparison.
Raj: I know exactly what it was. No, actually, there was a couple of things it could've been. Whichever one it was, it was creepy.

Quote from the episode The Separation Triangulation

Nell: You're crazier than he is.
Raj: I'll tell you what, just give him one more chance and if it doesn't work out, I'll be happy to keep sleeping with you.
Nell: You would?
Raj: Either way, you've got yourself a fella. Like, how nice is that?

Quote from the episode The Separation Triangulation

Raj: Sorry, I can't do this.
Nell: What's going on?
Raj: I met Oliver the other day.
Nell: Wait, you tracked down my husband?
Raj: No, that would be weird. He tracked me down, then we spent the evening together.

Quote from the episode The Separation Triangulation

Raj: I feel bad for him, Bernie. He's a, he's a good guy.
Bernadette: Well, if you're uncomfortable with it, maybe stop sleeping with his wife.
Raj: I don't think the sex is the problem. I know for a fact I was just okay.

Quote from the episode The Separation Triangulation

Raj: He was best friends with her older brother, but he didn't even notice her. And then years afterward, they randomly bumped into each other at the DMV. Two hours later, they were in love. You can really see the sparkle in his license photo.

Quote from the episode The Separation Triangulation

Raj: Look, if it makes you feel any better, I barely know her.
Oliver: And she had sex with you?
Raj: Nell tells me you're a fireman. What's that like?

Quote from the episode The Separation Triangulation

Oliver: I'm sorry. I shouldn't have come here. I guess I just wanted to see who she replaced me with.
Raj: Don't say that. What you two had was special. No one can replace you.
Oliver: Did she say that?
Raj: No.

Quote from the episode The Separation Triangulation

Raj: It's gonna be okay.
Oliver: How is it gonna be okay? You're sleeping with my wife.
Raj: I mean, besides that.

Quote from the episode The Separation Triangulation

Raj: I am Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali, and thank you for taking a walk with me ... ... through the stars.
Howard: I-I think that one was too long.
Raj: Yeah, you're right. I totally felt it.

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