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Quote from the episode The Separation Triangulation

Raj: Yeah, do you mind me asking what he does for a living?
Nell: He's a firefighter.
Raj: Oh. Interesting. A potentially jealous man who's handy with an ax. It's-it's okay, though. He's almost had two weeks to cool down.

Quote from the episode The Separation Triangulation

Nell: My husband never cooked for me.
Raj: Oh, uh, y-you were married.
Nell: Yeah. Well, technically, I guess I still am.
Raj: Is that "technically," like, the paperwork hasn't gone through, or "technically," like, he's in the closet watching us right now?

Quote from the episode The Separation Triangulation

Nell: Morning.
Raj: Good morning.
Nell: Aw, you didn't have to cook me breakfast. Well, I wasn't sure how I did last night, and I wanted to finish strong.
Nell: You don't need to worry. Last night was great.
Raj: Ah, well, you say that now, but wait until you taste this.
Nell: Oh, my God, this is amazing.
Raj: Which is why I keep an omelet pan in the trunk of my car.

Quote from the episode The Separation Triangulation

Raj: Well, since we're sharing pictures, I have one to contribute.
Leonard: Please don't let it be you and your dog in the bathtub.
Raj: It's not. But don't swipe.

Quote from the episode The Separation Triangulation

Raj: Thanks for coming. What did you handsome gentlemen think of the show?
Leonard: Uh, you can turn it off now.
Raj: It's sweet of you to say, but I don't think I can.

Quote from the episode The Separation Triangulation

Nell: Do you say that to everyone?
Raj: Only to beautiful women. And okay women.
Nell: Okay.
Raj: Uh, just to clarify: you're the first kind.

Quote from the episode The Separation Triangulation

Nell: Thank you. The show was great.
Raj: Well, I can't take all the credit. I have pretty good co-stars ... the stars.

Quote from the episode The Separation Triangulation

Nell: Hey. Can I get a picture with you?
Raj: Absolutely. And if you post it on social media, I suggest the hashtag "Koothra-poet."

Quote from the episode The Separation Triangulation

Raj: Uh, you know, my secret to making great omelets is that I beat the egg whites separately. Speaking of which, how long have you been separated? Speaking of which, how long have you been separated?
Nell: About two weeks.
Raj: That is not a lot of weeks. In fact, that's the bare minimum to get to the plural "weeks".

Quote from the episode The Solo Oscillation

Howard: I don't want to be the one who breaks up the band. You know, maybe you should think about replacing me.
Raj: Okay.
Howard: I mean, I know it'll be hard since we-
Raj: Oh, I bet Bert could do it. He plays guitar. I'm gonna go ask him.

Quote from the episode The Solo Oscillation

Raj: Wow. I bet that made Penny take off all of her clothes. ... Put her pajamas on and then go to bed early.
Leonard: At, like, 9:00.

Quote from the episode The Solo Oscillation

Raj: Guys, it's under "Things to do this weekend."
Amy: I can't find it. What does it say?
Raj: That it's a thing to do this weekend.

Quote from the episode The Solo Oscillation

Raj: Hey! Look what I got everybody.
Leonard: Newspapers? Did you find a portal back to the 1990s?
Penny: No. If he had that, he'd be trying to prevent NSYNC from breaking up.
Raj: Oh, please. I'm glad they broke up. Otherwise, Justin would never have brought sexy back.

Quote from the episode The Matrimonial Metric

Penny: Yeah, and Amy gave me this plastic ring and told me to hold on to it.
Howard: I got one, too.
Leonard: Yeah, same.
Raj: Yeah, me, too. But-but Cinnamon ate it. I-I'll get it back tomorrow.

Quote from the episode The Matrimonial Metric

Raj: No, no, no, no, no. Uh, Aunt Orange can't sit next to the bar without Ms. Pink saying, "Jesus thinks you've had enough whiskey."

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