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Quote from the episode The Meemaw Materialization

Raj: Okay, we did have a vibe. This is exciting. What's my next move?
Bernadette: You still have a girlfriend.
Raj: Right. Good catch.

Quote from the episode The Relationship Diremption

Emily: It's fine. All my friends love this story. They call you Clogzilla.
Raj: Get it? Because you clogged up her bathroom like a radioactive monster.

Quote from the episode The Explosion Implosion

Howard: Now I'm having a son? I'll have to teach him how to play sports, and-and watch sports and-and-and-and-and-and--
Raj: He just ran out of man things. He's in trouble.

Quote from the episode The Positive Negative Reaction

Howard: Maybe that's an idea, guidance systems for drunk people.
Raj: They have that. It's called Uber.

Quote from the episode The Explosion Implosion

Raj: Yeah, I guess I'm an astrophysicist because, as a kid, I said I like to look at the stars, so my dad sent me to Hawaii to visit the Keck telescope. Screw you. My pain is real.

Quote from the episode The Hofstadter Insufficiency

Raj: You think you're so cool because your wife is a person?

Quote from the episode The Extract Obliteration

Raj: I think the next time I have to speak to a call center in India, I'm going to try use an American accent.
Howard: Why?
Raj: Because when I use my regular voice, I feel like I'm making fun of them.

Quote from the episode The Perspiration Implementation

Raj: Look at us! We're like the Rockettes!

Quote from the episode The Adhesive Duck Deficiency

Raj: I know they're poison, but they look like big, yummy otter pops.

Quote from the episode The Santa Simulation

Raj: Ooh! Girls' night, girls' night. Ooh, ooh!
Stuart: How does he not hear that?

Quote from the episode The Retraction Reaction

Raj: Sheldon's right. I would never ask a woman if she was pregnant, unless she tells me or I see a human being wiggling out of her.

Quote from the episode The Locomotion Interruption

Howard: What's wrong with your car?
Raj: I'm having my windows untinted.
Howard: Why?
Raj: I've got a hot girlfriend now. I want the haters to know.
Howard: What are you talking about? No one's paying attention to you.
Raj: Wow. How's that hater-ade taste, bro?

Quote from the episode The Transporter Malfunction

Raj: And, once again, my baloney likes girls.

Quote from the episode The Hot Troll Deviation

Sheldon: Why do you even want this here? Its size is completely disproportionate to its purpose.
Raj: Well, seeing as its purpose was to piss you off, I'd say it's spot on.

Quote from the episode The Graduation Transmission

Mrs. Koothrappali: Well, however much money your father was giving you, I'll give you more.
Raj: Thank you, Mummy! I love you! *to Sheldon and Howard* Helicopters for everybody!

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