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Quote from the episode The Geology Methodology

Penny: All right, just give her some space, all right? Don't call, don't text, don't e-mail.
Raj: That's crazy. What if I see a sunset that reminds me of her?

Quote from the episode The Relaxation Integration

Ruchi: It's too bad Stuart couldn't make it. He seemed fun.
Raj: Oh, yeah, he is. I love him dearly, yeah. Not to say that I don't worry about him.
Ruchi: What's to worry about?
Raj: You know what? I'm talking out of school. Speaking of which, he's allowed to live near them now.

Quote from the episode The Relaxation Integration

Raj: Look, Ruchi and I are really hitting it off. Please let me just have this one!
Stuart: I'm not going anywhere. I'm like a fungus you can't get rid of.
Ruchi: Sorry. So what's going on?
Raj: Oh, you just missed Stuart's funny story about the fungus he can't get rid of.

Quote from the episode The Relaxation Integration

Raj: Okay, look, I think that she and I have more in common.
Stuart: Because you're Indian? So just 'cause she's brown, you get to date her?
Raj: Yes! And the next time we meet a woman who's pale and cadaver-like, she's all yours.

Quote from the episode The Relaxation Integration

Ruchi: I'm sorry, we're being rude talking about India.
Raj: Oh, yeah, you know, if you and Bernadette want to talk about America, that's cool with us. Here, let me get you started. (In an American accent) Hamburgers, am I right?

Quote from the episode The Relaxation Integration

Ruchi: So, what do you guys do?
Raj: Well, I am an astrophysicist, so if you ever go out at night and look up at the stars, that's kind of my office. He sells comic books to children.

Quote from the episode The Relaxation Integration

Stuart: Actually, I own my own store. Uh, if you'd like to check it out sometime, I'm running a new promotion: buy anything, get taken out for a reasonably priced dinner.
Raj: Yeah, yeah, Stuart's struggling financially. But he doesn't let that get him down. He believes in himself. Even though the whole world has made it clear he should not.

Quote from the episode The Higgs Boson Observation

Leonard: You talk to Howard lately?
Raj: Uh, yeah, last night. He kept making me drop pencils for him. I got uncomfortable.

Quote from the episode The Proton Regeneration

Raj: You know who'd make a great Professor Proton? Meryl Streep.
Howard: She's not a scientist.
Raj: Uh, then explain to me why she has chemistry with literally everyone.

Quote from the episode The Retraction Reaction

Penny: Oh, wow. He's buried with his wife.
Raj: We get it. A lady loved you. Quit bragging.

Quote from the episode The Retraction Reaction

Howard: This guy knew how to live. He taught himself musical instruments. He studied Portuguese just to give a speech in Brazil.
Raj: The only part of me that's been to Brazil is my bikini line.
Penny: (taking the Romulan ale away from Raj) Okay.

Quote from the episode The Retraction Reaction

Raj: Sheldon's right. I would never ask a woman if she was pregnant, unless she tells me or I see a human being wiggling out of her.

Quote from the episode The Zarnecki Incursion

Sheldon: You know, the joke's on him. Without the certificate of authenticity, that bat'leth is worthless.
Howard: Yeah, he walked right into our trap.
Raj: Legoland seems like a hollow dream now.

Quote from the episode The Zarnecki Incursion

Raj: I took the liberty of burning us a mix of heroic questing music.
Sheldon: This says Beyonce Bootylicious Dance Mix.
Raj: It's a re-writable CD. Just put it in.
Howard: Beyonce? Really?
Raj: She's curvy and she owns it. I like that.

Quote from the episode The Zarnecki Incursion

Leonard: Did your sister say anything when you got home last night?
Raj: Oh, no, don't put me in the middle of this. I'm not going to be your go-between.
Leonard: Come on, help me out. Am I in trouble?
Raj: There's no reason to worry.
Leonard: That's a relief.
Raj: I'm sure many women in happy relationships spend their nights Skyping with their ex-boyfriend Sanjay.

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