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Quote from the episode The Irish Pub Formulation

Raj: You slept with my sister?
Leonard: Yeah?
Howard: How could you? We had a pact.
Raj: Excuse me, I think "How could you, she's my sister" takes precedence over a 5-year-old pinkie swear.

Quote from the episode The Hot Troll Deviation

Raj: Sorry, dude. The thermostat's on my side of the room, so it stays Mumbai hot in here until you turn off that stupid Indian music.
Sheldon: I'll turn off the music when you get rid of that salmonella-ridden parakeet.
Raj: Oh, too bad. Sheldon's pathologically afraid of birds. Hey, look, Sheldon. Birdie, birdie, birdie.
Sheldon: That's it. Prepare for marshmallow death.
Raj: Eat flaming Nerf.

Quote from the episode The Justice League Recombination

Sheldon: Obviously, we're no longer a Justice League. We have no choice but to switch to our Muppet Baby costumes.
Raj: Ooh, I call Kermit.
Sheldon: I'm Kermit. You're Scooter.
Raj: Oh, man. Scooter sucks. He's the Aquaman of the Muppet Babies.

Quote from the episode The Griffin Equivalency

Raj: Hey, buddy, I'm gonna be in People Magazine.
Charlie Sheen: Yeah, call me when you're on the cover.

Quote from the episode The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem

Raj: Isn't there a policy against dating graduate students?
Leonard: No, if you can talk to them, you can ask them out.
Raj: Damn, there's always a catch.

Quote from the episode The Justice League Recombination

Raj: I've said this before and I'll say it again: Aquaman sucks!

Quote from the episode The Grasshopper Experiment

Raj: You have lost so much weight. That must have been difficult for you because you were so, so fat. Do you remember?
Lalita: Yes I do.
Raj: Of course you do. Who could forget being that fat?
Lalita: Well I've been trying.

Quote from the episode The Fuzzy Boots Corollary

Raj: Tonight I spice my mead with goblin blood.

Quote from the episode The Fuzzy Boots Corollary

Raj: (Play World of Warcraft) Blowing the gates. Control, shift B.

Quote from the episode The Roommate Transmogrification

Raj: Just think of me as a Brown Martha Stewart.

Quote from the episode The Pork Chop Indeterminacy

Leonard: On the other hand, some physicists are concerned that if the supercollider actually works, it'll create a black hole and swallow up the Earth, ending life as we know it.
Raj: What a bunch of crybabies. No guts, no glory, man.

Quote from the episode The Nerdvana Annihilation

Leonard:You guys ready?
Raj: In a minute. Howard stepped outside to throw up.

Quote from the episode The Rhinitis Revelation

Raj: I couldn't find you guys, so I bought six new friends! Sadly, three of them are dead.

Quote from the episode The Middle-Earth Paradigm

Raj: Okay, if no one else will say it, I will. We really suck at paintball.

Quote from the episode The Wiggly Finger Catalyst

Penny: This girl is trouble. What kind of relationship is it where you buy her gifts and she gives you sex?
Raj: The best one I've ever had!

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