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Quote from the episode The Zarnecki Incursion

Raj: Bad news, the Nigerian prince maybe a fraud.

Quote from the episode The Adhesive Duck Deficiency

Raj: I know they're poison, but they look like big, yummy otter pops.

Quote from the episode The Hofstadter Isotope

Raj: Lock up your daughters, we're going to hit it and quit it.

Quote from the episode The Love Car Displacement

Raj: These mimosas are kicking my little brown ass!

Quote from the episode The Transporter Malfunction

Raj: No, I'm not gay. If anything, I'm metrosexual.
Dr. Koothrappali: What's that?
Raj: It means that I like women, as well as their skin-care products.

Quote from the episode The Transporter Malfunction

Lakshmi: I'm gay.
Raj: Like dude-on-dude but with women?

Quote from the episode The Transporter Malfunction

Raj: With women! I like to boogie with women!

Quote from the episode The Transporter Malfunction

Raj: And, once again, my baloney likes girls.

Quote from the episode The Transporter Malfunction

Raj: Oh, my goodness. Aren't you the cutest little Yorkie ever! You got him for me?
Howard: Her. We thought you two would hit it off.
Raj: I think we already have.

Quote from the episode The Weekend Vortex

Raj: I plan on leveling up in the game, not my swimsuit size, thank you very much.

Quote from the episode The Ornithophobia Diffusion

Raj: That is one tough birdie.

Quote from the episode The Engagement Reaction

Raj: Sheldon, that's my water.
Sheldon: Oh, dear Lord!
Leonard: That's not your water.
Raj: I know.

Quote from the episode The Weekend Vortex

Leonard: It will be like our World of Warcraft party a few years ago when the neighbors called the cops on us.
Howard: They called the cops because of the smell. They thought we were dead.
Raj: We were badass back in the day.
Leonard: All right, let's do it.
Howard: 48 hours of Star Wars gaming.
Raj: It's on like Alderaan.

Quote from the episode The Weekend Vortex

Raj: But excuse me, I have something to say. None of you may realize it, but I was very much looking forward to this weekend. It was gonna be like the old days -- the four of us hanging out, playing video games, before you guys all got girlfriends. Do you have any idea what it's like to be the only one without a girlfriend? Even if I get one someday, I'll still be the guy who got a girl after Sheldon Cooper!

Quote from the episode The Rothman Disintegration

Raj: I'm glad men are wearing hats again. They are so distinguished.

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