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Quote from the episode The 2003 Approximation

Raj: Okay, I don't have it all worked out yet, but I was thinking something like:
"Oh, Indy. Oh, Indy. The skies are so windy. Is that a flying man with a killer bod? Wait That's no man, it's a Norse god."

Quote from the episode The Viewing Party Combustion

Raj: But, dude, you're so lucky. Getting to stay home at night with the woman you love.
Howard: I guess I am lucky.
Raj: You are, because dating two women, I mean, I can't even remember the last time I slept in my own apartment. I wake up and I'm like, am I at Claire's or am I at Emily's? Is there a third girl I've forgotten about? Like, where am I?

Quote from the episode The Psychic Vortex

Raj: जहां आपकी मर्जी हो. That's Hindi for whatever floats your boat.

Quote from the episode The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition

Raj: I like Green Lantern, I'm just saying it's pretty lame that he can be defeated by the color yellow.
Sheldon: Only the modern Green Lantern is vulnerable to yellow.
Leonard: Golden age Green Lantern was vulnerable to wood.
Raj: Great, so I can take them both out with a number-two pencil?

Quote from the episode The Separation Triangulation

Raj: I am Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali, and thank you for taking a walk with me ... ... through the stars.
Howard: I-I think that one was too long.
Raj: Yeah, you're right. I totally felt it.

Quote from the episode The Allowance Evaporation

Raj: We need to talk.
Dr. Koothrappali: All right.
Raj: I have come to an important decision. I will not be accepting your money any more. I'm a man, and I can take care of myself.
Dr. Koothrappali: That's wonderful!
Raj: Yes, that is wonderful! You will no longer be able to accuse me of being spoiled!
Dr. Koothrappali: I am so proud of you.
Raj: Dad, I'm trying to tell you off, and you're ruining it with your delight and relief.

Quote from the episode The Cognition Regeneration

Howard: You know what? I'm with Leonard, this isn't cool.
Leonard: Thank you.
Raj: I disagree. Penny is a strong, independent woman. The more you try to control her, the more she'll push back.
Leonard: So you think it's okay?
Raj: Oh, no, she's gonna leave you for someone, might as well get it over with.

Quote from the episode The Separation Triangulation

Raj: It's gonna be okay.
Oliver: How is it gonna be okay? You're sleeping with my wife.
Raj: I mean, besides that.

Quote from the episode The Friendship Contraction

Sheldon: Well, if Amy's too busy, that gives the rest of you an opportunity to make my life easier, thus assuring yourselves a footnote in my memoirs, tentatively entitled "You're Welcome, Mankind". All right, then, just shout when you hear the task you want to undertake. Uh, dentist. Okay, we can circle back to that one. Um, well, who wants to take me Wednesday morning to get new heels put on my dress shoes? Anyone? Oh. That one had hoot written all over it. Um, all right, uh, dermatologist? Allergist? Podiatrist? Supercuts? Okay, okay, here's a fun one. Um, I need a new picture frame and I have a hankering for Swedish meatballs. Who wants to spend the day with me at IKEA?
Raj: Their meatballs are pretty good.
Sheldon: What's that?
Raj: Nothing, nothing.

Quote from the episode The Space Probe Disintegration

Raj: It all comes down to this.
(Raj shoots bottle in a trash can)
Howard: You happy? Now you can relax.
Raj: What kind of a scientist are you?! Everyone knows you've got to make two out of three!

Quote from the episode The Separation Triangulation

Oliver: I'm sorry. I shouldn't have come here. I guess I just wanted to see who she replaced me with.
Raj: Don't say that. What you two had was special. No one can replace you.
Oliver: Did she say that?
Raj: No.

Quote from the episode The Terminator Decoupling

Howard: Sheldon, I owe you an apology. Taking the train was a stroke of brilliance. I've actually got a shot with a Terminator.
Raj: Oh, please. When it comes to Terminators, you've got a better shot of scoring with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Quote from the episode The Separation Triangulation

Raj: Look, if it makes you feel any better, I barely know her.
Oliver: And she had sex with you?
Raj: Nell tells me you're a fireman. What's that like?

Quote from the episode The Launch Acceleration

Raj: Well, that wasn't as entertaining as when he rents bowling shoes, but it was right up there.

Quote from the episode The Positive Negative Reaction

Leonard: Ready to play when you are.
Howard: Yeah, um, in a minute. I actually need to tell you guys something.
Raj: If it's "thank you" for the homemade jam you got in December, congratulations, you're the first one.

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