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Quote from the episode The Griffin Equivalency

Raj: Hey, buddy, I'm gonna be in People Magazine.
Charlie Sheen: Yeah, call me when you're on the cover.

Quote from the episode The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem

Raj: Isn't there a policy against dating graduate students?
Leonard: No, if you can talk to them, you can ask them out.
Raj: Damn, there's always a catch.

Quote from the episode The Justice League Recombination

Raj: I've said this before and I'll say it again: Aquaman sucks!

Quote from the episode The Grasshopper Experiment

Raj: You have lost so much weight. That must have been difficult for you because you were so, so fat. Do you remember?
Lalita: Yes I do.
Raj: Of course you do. Who could forget being that fat?
Lalita: Well I've been trying.

Quote from the episode The Fuzzy Boots Corollary

Raj: Tonight I spice my mead with goblin blood.

Quote from the episode The Roommate Transmogrification

Raj: Just think of me as a Brown Martha Stewart.

Quote from the episode The Pork Chop Indeterminacy

Leonard: On the other hand, some physicists are concerned that if the supercollider actually works, it'll create a black hole and swallow up the Earth, ending life as we know it.
Raj: What a bunch of crybabies. No guts, no glory, man.

Quote from the episode The Nerdvana Annihilation

Leonard: You guys ready?
Raj: In a minute. Howard stepped outside to throw up.

Quote from the episode The Rhinitis Revelation

Raj: I couldn't find you guys, so I bought six new friends! Sadly, three of them are dead.

Quote from the episode The Middle-Earth Paradigm

Leonard: We all have other costumes, we can change.
Raj: Or we could walk right behind each other all night. It'll look like one person going really fast.

Quote from the episode The Middle-Earth Paradigm

Raj: Okay, if no one else will say it, I will. We really suck at paintball.

Quote from the episode The Wiggly Finger Catalyst

Penny: This girl is trouble. What kind of relationship is it where you buy her gifts and she gives you sex?
Raj: The best one I've ever had!

Quote from the episode The Vegas Renormalization

Raj: (Reading Howard's tweet) I am so lonely and horny, I may open this $20 jar of peanuts and end it all.

Quote from the episode The Middle-Earth Paradigm

Raj: (Talking about Howard) Oh, if only I had his confidence. I have such difficulty speaking to women, or around women, or at times even effeminate men.

Quote from the episode The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary

Raj: How come I wasn't part of this deal?
Sheldon: You had left the refreshment stand in prder to indulge in your customary preemptive pre-show urination.
Raj: So, that's how it works? I have a teeny bladder and I don't get a hot girlfriend.
Howard: Yeah, Raj, that's how it works.
Raj: Damn!

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