Raj Koothrappali Quotes Page 55 of 65

Searching Search quotes

Quote from the episode The Jiminy Conjecture

Raj: I wonder what the non-pathetic people are doing tonight.

Quote from the episode The Apology Insufficiency

Raj: Please don't send me back to India, it's so crowded! Its like the whole country's one endless Comic-Con, except everybody is wearing the same costume; Indian guy!

Quote from the episode The Re-Entry Minimization

Howard: Wow, so you guys are like buds now?
Raj: Oh, yeah, we hang out all the time.
Stuart: Plus, he doesn't have a girlfriend, I don't have a girlfriend.
Raj: It's like we both had these holes in our lives, but now we fill each other's holes.
Stuart: That sounds a little funny to an American ear.
Raj: Which part?
Stuart: Just all of it.

Quote from the episode The Stag Convergence

Raj: When I moved to America I was pretty lonely, but when I met Howard my life changed because we could be lonely together.

Quote from the episode The Zarnecki Incursion

Raj: Bad news, the Nigerian prince maybe a fraud.

Quote from the episode The Adhesive Duck Deficiency

Raj: I know they're poison, but they look like big, yummy otter pops.

Quote from the episode The Hofstadter Isotope

Raj: Lock up your daughters, we're going to hit it and quit it.

Quote from the episode The Love Car Displacement

Raj: These mimosas are kicking my little brown ass!

Quote from the episode The Transporter Malfunction

Raj: No, I'm not gay. If anything, I'm metrosexual.
Dr. Koothrappali: What's that?
Raj: It means that I like women, as well as their skin-care products.

Quote from the episode The Transporter Malfunction

Lakshmi: I'm gay.
Raj: Like dude-on-dude but with women?

Quote from the episode The Transporter Malfunction

Raj: With women! I like to boogie with women!

Quote from the episode The Transporter Malfunction

Raj: And, once again, my baloney likes girls.

Quote from the episode The Transporter Malfunction

Raj: Oh, my goodness. Aren't you the cutest little Yorkie ever! You got him for me?
Howard: Her. We thought you two would hit it off.
Raj: I think we already have.

Quote from the episode The Weekend Vortex

Raj: I plan on leveling up in the game, not my swimsuit size, thank you very much.

Quote from the episode The Ornithophobia Diffusion

Raj: That is one tough birdie.

Showing quotes 811 to 825 of 971Sort by  popularity | date added | episode