Raj Koothrappali Quotes Page 59 of 70
Quote from the episode The Tangible Affection Proof
Raj: I was going to spend the night with my special little lady, but she got worms and I had to take her to the vet.
Quote from the episode The Monster Isolation
Raj: My heart is stone. From now on, I'm a monk. I renounce all worldly pleasures. Except for lobster. And garlic butter.
Quote from the episode The Monster Isolation
Raj: I guess you could say Raj is my name and stars are my game.
Quote from the episode The Closure Alternative
Raj: I was Googling that girl I've been dating, and I found her blog.
Howard: Cool. Anything juicy?
Raj: She said she recently went on a date with a guy named Roger? And he's Indian? And he's an astrophysicist, too?
Howard: You know what's going on, don't you?
Raj: Mummy was right. American girls are sexually voracious devils.
Quote from the episode The Closure Alternative
Howard: People change names on blogs to protect their privacy. Roger is Raj.
Raj: Oh, I always thought if I had a white name it would be Gavin.
Quote from the episode The Closure Alternative
Raj: No wrapper's gonna tell me what to do, unless it's Jay-Z.
Quote from the episode The Love Spell Potential
Raj: I like you a lot, and that's scary for me. Mostly because you're a proven flight risk.
Quote from the episode The Bon Voyage Reaction
Raj: If you wear something brown and sit on the couch, they won't even know you're there.
Quote from the episode The Apology Insufficiency
Raj: I can't talk to the FBI.
Howard: Why? They're just going to ask background questions about me.
Raj: I'm brown and I talk funny.
Quote from the episode The Santa Simulation
Raj: Oh man, first monster I see I'm gonna sneak up behind him, whip out my wand and shoot my magic all over his ass!
Stuart: Do you hear yourself when you say these things?
Quote from the episode The Bon Voyage Reaction
Raj: I'm unlovable.
Penny: It's just the booze talking.
Raj: I haven't had a drink since last night.
Penny: You're talking to me!
Raj: I am! Now I'm crying for a whole different reason.
Penny: Me too.
Quote from the episode The Love Car Displacement
Howard: What, I'm not hot enough for Angelina Jolie?
Raj: Id like to weigh in here: No.
Quote from the episode The Lunar Excitation
Raj: I'm telling you, dude. The only way to feel better about Penny going out with other guys is for you to get back on the whores.
Quote from the episode The Santa Simulation
Raj: Doesn't anyone have a rod of resurrection? Because if you've got one, I need it bad. Get in here with your rod and give it to me.
Stuart: Okay, you need to say these things in your head before you say them out loud.
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