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Quote from the episode The Retraction Reaction

Amy: Is this about what Leonard said on the radio?
Sheldon: Absolutely not. And I do not want to talk about Leonard. Can we please just talk about anything else?
Amy: We could talk about my day.
Sheldon: Walked right into that one, didn't I?

Quote from the episode The Retraction Reaction

Penny: I had no idea Richard Feynman was dead.
Howard: Yep. Most people don't know he's actually buried right here in Altadena.
Sheldon: I'm sure they keep a lid on that to avoid traffic jams.

Quote from the episode The Retraction Reaction

Sheldon: You know, Feynman used to say he didn't do physics for the glory or the awards, but just for the fun of it.
Leonard: He was right. Physics is only dead when we stop being excited about it.
Raj: Even beyond the grave, he's imparting wisdom.
Sheldon: Um, I'm the one who remembered it.

Quote from the episode The Higgs Boson Observation

Sheldon: Oh, good, Leonard, you're here. Science news. This will interest you. And, Penny, feel free to paint your nails.
Leonard: What do you got?
Sheldon: I believe Alex may have unearthed the grade school science project that could be my ticket to the Nobel Prize. Behold.
Leonard: "Magnets: What Do They Stick To?" If the answer is metal, it's not exactly groundbreaking.
Sheldon: The original title was A Rederivation of Maxwell's Equations Regarding Electromagnetism. I dumbed it down because some of the more religious people in town were starting to say I was a witch.

Quote from the episode The Relaxation Integration

Sheldon: After I got the flip-flops, I realized that the tops of my feet were exposed, so, um, I put on some sunscreen, which caused my feet to become slippery. And predictably, one of them fell off and went down a sewer grate. Now, normally, I would have walked away, but this is a new, laid-back me, so, instead of getting upset, I just reached down to grab it. That's when I touched something furry which I'm telling myself was a damp toupee.

Quote from the episode The Explosion Implosion

Sheldon: You have a replica Saturn V?
Howard: Yeah. My dad bought it before he, you know, abandoned our family.
Sheldon: Lucky duck.

Quote from the episode The Explosion Implosion

Howard: Let's get going.
Sheldon: Are you gonna be this mopey all the way home?
Howard: I don't know, maybe.
Sheldon: There any chance you'd be cheered up by an amazing trigonometry riddle? (silence) Well, if you can't answer that, there's no way you're gonna get this riddle.

Quote from the episode The Collaboration Contamination

Penny: Okay, what is going on?
Sheldon: Well, ever since Amy started working with Howard, she hasn't been home.
Penny: Didn't that just start this morning?
Sheldon: And has she been home?

Quote from the episode The Proton Regeneration

Sheldon: And today, boys and girls, we're going to have fun with science. Did you know you could calculate the mass of an electron using household items? It's true. All you'll need is a pencil, some paper, dry ice, rubbing alcohol, and a spool of 50-micron-thick cobalt-60 wire. And, remember, don't put it in your mouth, or instead of becoming a scientist, you'll become wildly radioactive.

Quote from the episode The Proton Regeneration

Sheldon: So the next time someone on the playground tells you you can only use integral values for the matrix that determines the spin of the anti-proton, you stop being friends with that kid, 'cause he's going nowhere.

Quote from the episode The Proton Regeneration

Sheldon: I'm not leaving!
Wil Wheaton: All right, I'm gonna stick my dog on you.
Sheldon: You don't have a dog.
Wil Wheaton: Yes, I do.
Sheldon: Ugh, I can't tell if you're lying. You're such a good actor!

Quote from the episode The Geology Methodology

Sheldon: Oh, so they would act as natural dark matter detectors.
Raj: That sounds interesting.
Sheldon: It does, but it's still geology. Sorry, Bert, I don't have time to play rocks with you.

Quote from the episode The Geology Methodology

Sheldon: Thank you for asking. Unfortunately, I have real science to do. But you feel free to rock on. (To Leonard) That's how you do it.

Quote from the episode The Geology Methodology

Amy: What you got there?
Sheldon: A rock.
Amy: Did some mean boys throw it at you?
Sheldon: It turns out I'm the mean boy. Although I did drop it on my own foot, so kind of.

Quote from the episode The Geology Methodology

Sheldon: Leonard, what are you doing here?
Leonard: Bert asked for my help.
Bert: Yeah, he's an excellent scientist, and he doesn't tell me what time I can go to the bathroom.
Sheldon: It's called bladder training. When you're in your 80s, you'll thank me for it.

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