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Quote from the episode The Zarnecki Incursion

Sheldon: Wait a minute! You're not going to do anything?
Police Officer: Mr. Cooper, theres nothing-
Sheldon: Doctor Cooper.
Police Officer: Seriously?
Leonard: Not the kind with access to drugs.
Police Officer: Fine. Dr. Cooper. I'm sorry for your loss, but the Pasadena Police Department doesn't have jurisdiction in Pandora.
Sheldon: That's from Avatar. World of Warcraft takes place in Azeroth. Goodness gracious, how are you allowed to carry a gun?

Quote from the episode The Re-Entry Minimization

Raj: Okay, the NASA Web site says Howard's final descent has begun.
Sheldon: He left a boy, he returns a boy-sized hero.

Quote from the episode The Long Distance Dissonance

Sheldon: She's always been a huge fan of my work, and now she's doing research at Caltech.
Amy: Huge fan, you say?
Sheldon: Yes. I think you'd like her. She's extremely intelligent, just like you. Unlike you, she's tall, blonde and used to be an Olympic swimmer.

Quote from the episode The Zarnecki Incursion

Sheldon: Can you at least refer me to a rogue ex-cop?
Police Officer: What?
Sheldon: You know, one who was drummed off the force because he refused to play by the rules, and now he hires himself out to impose his own brand of rough justice?
Police Officer: No.

Quote from the episode The Bus Pants Utilization

Raj: Hey, why am I in charge of phone support? Seems a bit racist.
Sheldon: A customer service representative with an Indian accent will create the impression that we're a vast enterprise that uses overseas call centers.
Raj: Oh, very clever. But still racist.
Sheldon: Duly noted, Steve from Wichita.

Quote from the episode The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis

Penny: Forget it. I'm not giving you a present.
Sheldon: No, it's too late. I see it. That elf sticker says to Sheldon. The die has been cast. The moving finger has writ. Hannibal has crossed the Alps.

Quote from the episode The Bus Pants Utilization

Sheldon: Greetings, gentlemen. How goes your little project?
Raj: You mean, Project Leonwoloppali?
Sheldon: Ah, a combination of all your names. Very clever. I assume Koothranardowitz was taken?

Quote from the episode The Escape Hatch Identification

Sheldon: I mean, it's unfair. People just assume I'm going to be upset by Raj moving into my old room.
Amy: But you are, aren't you?
Sheldon: Oh, I'm outraged.

Quote from the episode The Wheaton Recurrence

Sheldon: Remember, seven o'clock.
Penny: Got it.
Sheldon: Pacific Daylight time!
Penny: Bite me!
Sheldon: Please reserve that butch spirit for the lanes.

Quote from the episode The Zarnecki Incursion

Sheldon: It's all gone. All gone.
Leonard: I'm really sorry, Sheldon.
Sheldon: What kind of world do we live in, where a man would take another man's battle ostrich?

Quote from the episode The Re-Entry Minimization

Sheldon: It's a quark-gluon plasma.
Leonard: No.
Sheldon: It's asymptotically free partons inside a quark-gluon plasma.
Leonard: Nothing with quarks.
Sheldon: It's an observational rebuttal of the Lambda-CDM model of the universe.
Leonard: No.
Penny: It's a chocolate chip cookie.
Amy: Yes.
Leonard: How could you miss that?
Sheldon: Hey, if you want someone to guess chocolate chip cookie, you draw a glass of milk next to it.
Leonard: Penny got it.
Sheldon: Yeah, only after I eliminated all the obvious answers. You're welcome.

Quote from the episode The Good Guy Fluctuation

Sheldon: And reverse the spin on the anti-proton, and gamma becomes alpha multiplied by a matrix of I comma zero. And there we have it, conclusive proof that I am absolutely useless after nine o'clock.

Quote from the episode The Bus Pants Utilization

Howard: Why am I listed as your executive assistant?
Sheldon: Because the word secretary has fallen into disrepute. FYI, my mother's birthday is coming up. I'm going to need you to pick up a present.

Quote from the episode The Escape Hatch Identification

Amy: Talk to me. Tell me what's going on.
Sheldon: Well, that's been my room since before I met Leonard, and now someone else is going to be living in it. And that someone else is not me. And you know how I feel about people who aren't me.

Quote from the episode The Wheaton Recurrence

Howard: I thought you were bringing your own bowling shoes.
Sheldon: These are my own bowling shoes.
Howard: Then what's with the disinfectant?
Sheldon: I know where my feet have been.

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