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Quote from the episode The Gorilla Experiment

Sheldon: Howard?
Howard: Yeah?
Sheldon: Your shoes are delightful, where did you get them?
Howard: What?
Sheldon: Bazinga! I don't care.

Quote from the episode The Gorilla Experiment

Sheldon: No, fig newtons are named after the town in Massachusetts, not the scientist. Hey, don't write that down.

Quote from the episode The Gorilla Experiment

Penny: Hay Leonard, check this out. * Throws won-ton in the air and catches it in her mouth *
Sheldon: Leonard, she's doing it again.
Leonard: I think it upsets Sheldon when you play with the food.
Sheldon: No, it upsets Sheldon when she willy-nilly takes it from the containers with out guard of equitable distribution. * Turns to Raj * This is essentially why you have famine in India.
Penny: You want me to put it back? *Said with mouth full of food *
Sheldon: Leonard!
Leonard: It upsets Sheldon when you play with the Sheldon.

Quote from the episode The Gorilla Experiment

Sheldon: Why are you crying?
Penny: Because I'm stupid.
Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.

Quote from the episode The Gorilla Experiment

Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.

Quote from the episode The Gorilla Experiment

Sheldon: Mom was right, hell is real.

Quote from the episode The Vengeance Formulation

Sheldon: Are we talking "date", the social interaction or "date" the dried fruit?

Quote from the episode The Vengeance Formulation

Ira Flatow: Thanks for being with us today, Dr. Cooper.
Sheldon: My pleasure, Ira.
Ira Flatow: Now, let's talk about magnetic monopoles. Can you explain to our audience just what a monopole is?
Sheldon: Of course. First, consider an ordinary magnet, which has, as even the most uneducated (voice becoming high-pitched) in your audience must know, two poles (clears throat) a north and south pole. If you cut that in half, you have 2 smaller magnets each with it's own north and south pole.
Ira Flatow: Dr. Cooper, I think there might be something wrong with our connection.
Sheldon: No, I hear you fine. As I was saying, an ordinary magnet has 2 poles. The primary characteristics of a monopoles is that it has only one pole, hence, "monopole".

Quote from the episode The Vengeance Formulation

Sheldon: I refuse to sink to his level.
Raj: You can't sink, with all that helium in you, you're lucky you don't flow away.

Quote from the episode The Vengeance Formulation

Raj: Here comes Kripke.
Leonard: Who's that with him?
Raj: I believe that's the president of the university.
Leonard: And the board of directors. Abort! Abort!
Sheldon: There is no abort.
Raj: How could you not put in an abort?
Sheldon: I made a boo-boo, all right?

Quote from the episode The Vengeance Formulation

Sheldon: Hello, Kripke. This classic prank comes to you from the malevolent mind of Sheldon Cooper. If you would like to see the look on your stupid face, this video is being instantly uploaded to YouTube. Oh, and a hat tip to Leonard Hofstadter and Raj Koothrappali for their support and encouragement in this enterprise.

Quote from the episode The Vengeance Formulation

Sheldon: Thank you Kripke for depriving me of the opportunity to share my news with my friends.
Kripke: My pleasure.
Sheldon: My thank you was not sincere.
Kripke: Hmm, but my pleasure is.

Quote from the episode The Vengeance Formulation

Sheldon: Biologically speaking, Howard is perfectly justified in seeking out the optimum mate for the propagation of his genetic line.
Wolowitz: Thank you, Sheldon.
Sheldon: And whether that propagation is in the interest of humanity is, of course, an entirely different question.

Quote from the episode The Vengeance Formulation

Sheldon: (On helium) Kripke! I found the nozzle. I'm gonna kill you!

Quote from the episode The Vengeance Formulation

Sheldon: What are you talking about?
Leonard: The cultural paradigm in which people have sex after 3 dates.
Sheldon: I see. Now, are we talking date the social interaction or date the dried fruit?

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