Sheldon Cooper Quotes Page 205 of 262
Quote from the episode The Scavenger Vortex
Sheldon: I'm sorry, are we really doing this? Or are we tricking him again like with the dinner party?
Quote from the episode The Scavenger Vortex
Sheldon: Really? The only time I'm ever picked first for a team and I'm stuck with the liability?
Quote from the episode The Scavenger Vortex
Sheldon: My brain is better than everybody's!
Quote from the episode The Deception Verification
Sheldon: I let you buy feminine hygiene products with my supermarket clubcard. Do you have any idea the kind of coupons I'm going to get in the mail now?
Quote from the episode The Deception Verification
Sheldon: Careful, Amy. The friend of the enemy's girlfriend is my enemy.
Amy: Really?
Sheldon: You're either with me or against me.
Amy: You wanna take the bus to work?
Sheldon: Maybe there's a third option.
Quote from the episode The Deception Verification
Sheldon: No, no. You save your apologies for after you've had disappointing coitus with Penny.
Quote from the episode The Deception Verification
Sheldon: This (Sailor's Hat) changes nothing. Except the Halloween costume I'm wearing this year. Amy, you're going to be Olive Oyl. Lay off the donuts.
Quote from the episode The Deception Verification
Sheldon: You say you're from New Jersey, but how do I know?
Leonard: Who would lie about being from New Jersey?
Quote from the episode The Deception Verification
Sheldon: There was obvious someone else in her apartment. I have no choice but to assume the worst, given Leonard's lengthy sea voyage and Penny's famously ravenous nether regions.
Quote from the episode The Deception Verification
Sheldon: I'm quite familiar with plumbing. Not to brag, but I spent most of fifth grade with my head in a toilet.
Quote from the episode The Deception Verification
Sheldon: That's curious. If there's no one here, why are there two glasses of wine on the table?
Penny: Oh, well you know. I've got two hands and a bit of a drinking prolbem.
Sheldon: Of course. Ask a silly question.
Quote from the episode The Deception Verification
Sheldon: Have you got Leonard a welcome home gift?
Penny: No.
Sheldon: Do you want to go halfsies on a $200 squirt gun?
Quote from the episode The Deception Verification
Sheldon: If my apples are mealy, we can hit the supermarket for one last blowout. I'll even let you push the trolley.
Quote from the episode The Deception Verification
Sheldon: Penny, it's your lucky day. Three of these eggs are clearly not jumbo size. Grab your keys!
Quote from the episode The Deception Verification
Sheldon: Stuart, I was wondering if you can help me find something.
Stuart: Happy to, unless it's hope or a reason to live?
Sheldon: Oh, you make me laugh, sad clown.
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