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Quote from the episode The Speckerman Recurrence

Leonard: Do you think we can outrun him?
Sheldon: I don't need to outrun him, I just need to outrun you.

Quote from the episode The Zarnecki Incursion

Sheldon: I'm hell-bent on catching a cyber criminal, not the common cold.

Quote from the episode The Zarnecki Incursion

Sheldon:Excuse me, Penny, but "Doodle Jump" is a game. "Angry Birds" is a game. "World of Warcraft" is a massively multiplaying online role-playing... All right, technically it's a game.

Quote from the episode The Zarnecki Incursion

Sheldon: 3000 hours! 3000 hours clicking on that mouse, collecting weapons and gold. It's almost as if it was a huge waste of time.

Quote from the episode The Zarnecki Incursion

Sheldon: This act of aggression must be met with swift and cruel ferocity. It is time to cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

Quote from the episode The Zarnecki Incursion

Leonard:You called the police because someone hacked your "World of Warcraft" account?
Sheldon:What choice did I have? The mighty Sheldor, level 85 blood elf, hero of the Eastern Kingdoms, has been picked clean like a carcass is the desert sun. Plus the FBI hung up on me.

Quote from the episode The Zarnecki Incursion

Cop: Your friend called 911 to report a robbery.
Leonard: Oh, my God, what did they get?
Sheldon: What didn't they get? They got my enchanted weapons, my Vicious Gladiator armor, my Wand of Untaimed Power and all my gold.

Quote from the episode The Toast Derivation

Sheldon: (Waving Zork game) Pick me, pick me, I'm fun.
Kripke: That all sucks the big hairy meatball.

Quote from the episode The Robotic Manipulation

Penny: Can I ask you a question?
Sheldon: Given your community-college education, I encourage you to ask me as many as possible.

Quote from the episode The Love Car Displacement

Sheldon: Raj! What are you doing?
Raj: *raises coffee cup*
Sheldon: I don't think so. You've already had your allotted 6 ounces. The next bathroom break isn't until the Denny's near Bakersfield, which is approximately 2 and a half hours away. Remember people, we're only as strong as our weakest bladder.

Quote from the episode The Russian Rocket Reaction

Sheldon: Until you either do not go or go to Wil Wheaton's party you are simultaneously my friend and not my friend. I'm characterizing this phenomenon as Schrodinger's Friendship.

Quote from the episode The Russian Rocket Reaction

Sheldon: This will just take a moment, it's on a five and a quarter inch floppy.
Amy: A floppy disk?
Sheldon: Well, I started the list when I was nine.

Quote from the episode The Isolation Permutation

Sheldon: New topic: women. Delightfully mysterious or bat-crap crazy?

Quote from the episode The Isolation Permutation

Sheldon: I can't seem to get in touch with Amy. I tried e-mail, video chat, tweeting her, posting on her Facebook wall,texting her, nothing.
Leonard: Did you try calling her on the telephone?
Sheldon: The telephone. You know, Leonard, in your own simple way, you may be the wisest of us all.

Quote from the episode The Killer Robot Instability

Penny: Normally, I can just ignore you. I mean, I get it. You're a little peculiar. Like Sheldon.
Sheldon: Excuse me, Penny, but in this room, you're the one who's peculiar.

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