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Quote from the episode The Lizard-Spock Expansion

Howard: There must be another way.
Raj: You could try calling AAA. But based on NASA's latest timetable, they wouldn't be out there for another 35 years.
Sheldon: Plus, I understand you need to be standing next to the vehicle with your card when they arrive.

Quote from the episode The Adhesive Duck Deficiency

Sheldon: There there, everything is going to be fine... Sheldon's here!

Quote from the episode The Pants Alternative

Shedlon: People of Sheldonopolis, this is your mayor. Follow me; if the children can't, leave them behind! Ohhh, the simulated horror!

Quote from the episode The Wildebeest Implementation

Sheldon: There's no need to interact with me. I'm just here to observe.

Quote from the episode The Wildebeest Implementation

Sheldon: As a mental exercise, I invite you to figure out why the two of us can't play three-person chess.

Quote from the episode The Agreement Dissection

Sheldon: It's hard to say no to Yoo-hoo. The name literally beckons.

Quote from the episode The Agreement Dissection

Sheldon: According to the Roommate Agreement, Paragraph 9, Subsection B: The right to bathroom privacy is suspended in the event of force majeure, and believe me, I am experiencing a very majeure force.

Quote from the episode The Precious Fragmentation

Sheldon: Give us the precious!

Quote from the episode The Friendship Algorithm

Sheldon: "Barney Bunny has two daddies now." Probably something about homosexual rabbits.

Quote from the episode The Nerdvana Annihilation

Penny: I'm running really late (to work).
Sheldon: Then I have a simple solution: Go up to the roof, hop over to next building, there's a small gap, don't look if you suffer of vertigo, and use their stairwell.
Penny: You are joking, right?
Sheldon: Oh, I never joke when it comes to vertigo.

Quote from the episode The Justice League Recombination

Sheldon: Good Lord how you frustrate me Leonard Hofstadter!

Quote from the episode The Agreement Dissection

Sheldon: Really, Amy? Tobacco and alcohol? Need I remind you not a lot of scientific discoveries were made by people having a good time?

Quote from the episode The Agreement Dissection

Sheldon: The mean Indian lady tried to make me eat lamb.

Quote from the episode The Zarnecki Incursion

Sheldon: They also took my battle ostrich.
Leonard: No, not Glen.
Sheldon: Yes, the only bird that I ever loved.

Quote from the episode The Agreement Dissection

Sheldon: And what a civilisation is the Greeks. They gave us science, democracy and little cubes of charred meat that taste like sweat.

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