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Quote from the episode The Bon Voyage Reaction

Sheldon: Don't worry, officer. They just love each other. We're not smuggling drugs.

Quote from the episode The Launch Acceleration

Sheldon: Well, I cut quite the dashing, yet hygienic figure, don't I? I look like the Flash about to get married.

Quote from the episode The Property Division Collision

Leonard: You know what, Sheldon, take it. In fact, you can have everything. I really don't care.
Sheldon: Are you sure? These items represent our shared times together.
Leonard: Well, now they're yours.
Penny: Leonard.
Leonard: Well, you know what's gonna happen. He's just gonna come up with some reason why everything should be his.
Sheldon: For a man so good at predicting my moves, how come you stink at 3-D chess?

Quote from the episode The Launch Acceleration

Sheldon: Oh! A tissue! A tissue! Oh, good Lord!
Assistant: Uh, where's he going?
Leonard: He keeps emergency Purell in the car.
Sheldon: Keys! Keys! Keys!

Quote from the episode The Solo Oscillation

Sheldon: I'm trying to come up with a new approach to dark matter, but people keep distracting me. First, my mother kept answering the phone when I called, even though she knew I was busy. And now you show up with my favorite shape of food - a circle made of triangles served in a square box.

Quote from the episode The Classified Materials Turbulence

Howard: Is that supposed to be funny?
Sheldon: I believe it is. The combination of the Star Trek reference and the play on words involving the double-meaning of the verb to go suggests that Leonard is humorously mocking your efforts in space plumbing.

Quote from the episode The Countdown Reflection

Gang: By the power vested in us, by the state of California...
Sheldon: And the Klingon High Council...

Quote from the episode The Cohabitation Experimentation

Sheldon: I accept this five-week mission to share a living space with my girlfriend.
Amy: Oh, this is so exciting.
Sheldon: Well, now, don't be surprised if, like Star Trek, it's canceled in three.

Quote from the episode The Allowance Evaporation

Amy: The food here's supposed to be great. Don't fill up on chips.
Sheldon: Oh, I won't. I have a trick. I only eat equilateral triangles. Isosceles, isosceles, oh, scalene (breaks the corner off a chip and eats it) - You didn't see that.

Quote from the episode The Separation Triangulation

Sheldon: No, the campus isn't safe at night. There's raccoons and undergrads just walking around like they own the place.

Quote from the episode The Psychic Vortex

Raj: What about me?
Sheldon: Well, I understand there are several types of artificial women. Maybe you should look into that.

Quote from the episode The Hamburger Postulate

Penny: So, do you know who's in there?
Sheldon: Well, there's Leonard. ... (Picking up violin case) And he's either with Leslie Winkle or a 1930s gangster.

Quote from the episode The Classified Materials Turbulence

Leonard: It must be hell inside your head.
Sheldon: At times.

Quote from the episode The Launch Acceleration

Amy: Seven o'clock, right on time.
Sheldon: It's not an accident. I waited outside your door for twenty minutes.

Quote from the episode The Hamburger Postulate

Sheldon: Boy, you're wound awfully tight for a man who just had sexual intercourse.

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