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Quote from the episode The Hofstadter Insufficiency

Sheldon: A while back, YouTube changed its user interface from a star-based rating system to a thumbs-up rating system. I tell people I'm okay with it, but I'm really not.

Quote from the episode The Hofstadter Insufficiency

Sheldon: Well now I know how it must have felt being mauled by that sex-crazed gorilla.

Quote from the episode The Hofstadter Insufficiency

Penny: I get it, I get it. You're an emotionless robot.
Sheldon: Well, I try.

Quote from the episode The Hofstadter Insufficiency

Sheldon: As rock and roll bad boy Paul Simon once said, "I am a rock. I am an i.....sland".

Quote from the episode The Hofstadter Insufficiency

Sheldon: I own nine pairs of pants.
Penny: Okay, that's a good start. But I was thinking something a bit more personal.
Sheldon: Oh, okay. I own nine pairs of underpants.

Quote from the episode The Wheaton Recurrence

Penny: This isn't fair to you, Leonard. I'm sorry. *runs off*
Sheldon: Penny, wait, come back. I'll get you ice cream!

Quote from the episode The Cooper/Kripke Inversion

Kripke: My work would suffer too if I was getting laid all the time.
Sheldon: Yes, that is the reason. My work is suffering because of all the laid I am getting.
Kripke: You lucky bastard.
Sheldon: What can I say, you know? She enjoys my genitals. I am giving them to her on a nightly basis.

Quote from the episode The Cooper/Kripke Inversion

Sheldon: I'm not interested in being published in Mad Magazine. Zingers fly fast in the Thunderdome, Barry.

Quote from the episode The Cooper/Kripke Inversion

Penny: Okay. Hang on. Are you saying some day that you and Amy might actually get physical?
Sheldon: It's a possibility.

Quote from the episode The Cooper/Kripke Inversion

Sheldon: Penny, all my life I have been uncomfortable with the sort of physical contact that comes easily to others: handshaking, hugging, prostate exams. But I'm working on it, you know? Just recently, I had to put VapoRub on Amy's chest. A year ago, that would have been unthinkable.

Quote from the episode The Spoiler Alert Segmentation

Sheldon: Feelings? What am I, a hippie at a love-in?

Quote from the episode The Contractual Obligation Implementation

Amy: Sheldon, all Snow White needs is one small kiss to wake up.
Sheldon: Heard you the first time.

Quote from the episode The Closet Reconfiguration

Sheldon: I found three bowling pins. Do you juggle these or are you missing seven?
Howard: Juggle.
Sheldon: You health nuts kill me.

Quote from the episode The Tenure Turbulence

Mrs. Davis: Roots?
Sheldon: The tragic history of slavery in America. Fun for the whole family.
Mrs. Davis:: Why would you think this is an appropriate gift?
Sheldon: Umm. Well, you are black, right?

Quote from the episode The Tenure Turbulence

Sheldon: Sheldon Cooper does not do cozy.

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