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Quote from the episode The Retraction Reaction

Leonard: Hey, guys.
Raj: Hey, how's it going?
Sheldon: Pff.
Leonard: What? You got something to say?
Sheldon: I think I just said it. P-F-F. Pff!

Quote from the episode The Anything Can Happen Recurrence

Penny: Come on, open it. I bet it says something great.
Sheldon: This is Asian fusion. For all you know there's a tiny chihuahua in there.

Quote from the episode The Retraction Reaction

Sheldon: It's fine. I don't need to be a theoretical physicist. There's lots of things I could use this brain for. I could be an accountant for the mob. I could guess people's weight at the fair.

Quote from the episode The Locomotion Reverberation

Sheldon: Oh, hey. If you knocked, I couldn't hear you. I'm welding this locomotive engine. And if you didn't knock, how about some manners?

Quote from the episode The Gothowitz Deviation

Sheldon: There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

Quote from the episode The Proton Displacement

Sheldon: As it happens, I'm also spending the day with a beloved children's science personality. Isn't that right, new friend and colleague Bill Nye, the Science Guy?
Sheldon: Sorry, I replaced you with a newer model.

Quote from the episode The Platonic Permutation

Amy: Um listen, I really enjoyed spending this morning with you.
Sheldon: Well, I can't take all the credit. It was pretty funny when that one anchovy started going the wrong way.

Quote from the episode The Proposal Proposal

Dr. Zane: I'm sorry, I'm sure you don't want to sit here and listen to a bunch of work talk.
Sheldon: Oh, no, I love it. No, but let's talk about work. Amy's work, my work. Yeah, why don't we start with my work?

Quote from the episode The Comic-Con Conundrum

Leonard: I even said "off the chain mail," and she still wants to go.
Sheldon: That's probably my fault. She may have heard about my cool Dumbledore costume.

Quote from the episode The Communication Deterioration

Sheldon: Here are some topics that interest me. Quantum mechanics, trains, flags--
Penny: No, no, it's about my acting career.
Sheldon: Oh, I'm sorry, that's not on the list.

Quote from the episode The Raiders Minimization

Sheldon: If I'd known this was about time travel, I'd have watched this much sooner.

Quote from the episode The Locomotion Interruption

Sheldon: No, I'm not okay. I'm wearing borrowed pants, I don't have ID, and one of the officers here won't stop calling me chicken legs.

Quote from the episode The Junior Professor Solution

Sheldon: I'm sensing awkwardness. Am I right?
Amy: Yes.
Sheldon: Swish.

Quote from the episode The Friendship Turbulence

Sheldon: Oh apple juice stay where you are.

Quote from the episode The Terminator Decoupling

Sheldon: Leonard, let me tell you something. Personal robots cannot get here soon enough.

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