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Quote from the episode The Zarnecki Incursion

Sheldon: Why hast thou forsaken me, O deity whose existence I doubt?

Quote from the episode The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary

Sheldon: Die, Wil Wheaton, die!

Quote from the episode The Prestidigitation Approximation

Rajesh: Why so glum, chum?
Sheldon: Apparently you can't hack into a government supercomputer and then try to buy uranium without the Department of Homeland Security tattling to your mother.

Quote from the episode The Prestidigitation Approximation

Sheldon: So, you're saying this is a regulation deck?
Howard: I'm saying believe in magic, you muggle.

Quote from the episode The Desperation Emanation

Sheldon: Proxima Centauri's the nearest star. The celestial bodies that follow are:
Alpha Centauri A, Toli, Barnard's Star, Wolf 359, Laland 21185, Sirius A, Sirius B, BL Ceti, UV Ceti, Ross 154, Ross 248, Epsilon Eridani, Lac 9352, Ross 128, EZ Aquarii A, EZ Aquarii B, EZ Aquarii C, Procyon A.
Those are the stars that are nearest to me,
Tra la la and fiddle dee dee.

Quote from the episode The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation

Sheldon: No mother, I could not feel your church group praying for my safety. The fact that I am home safe does not prove it worked. That logic is post hoc ergo propter hoc. No, I'm not sassing you in Eskimo talk.

Quote from the episode The Toast Derivation

Sheldon: How wonderful, dinner with some assembly required.

Quote from the episode The Toast Derivation

Sheldon: We could also stop using the letter M. But I think that idea is isguided and oronic.

Quote from the episode The Toast Derivation

Leonard: Hey, I thought you were with your new buddies.
Sheldon: I had to leave. They were having fun wrong.

Quote from the episode The Toast Derivation

Sheldon: At one point Raj put on reggae music and his sister took off her shoes. It was like the last days of Caligula.

Quote from the episode The Dumpling Paradox

Sheldon: Yeah, I apologize for my earlier outburst! Who needs Halo when we can be regaled delightfully with the folksy tale of the "whore of Omaha"?

Quote from the episode The Cohabitation Formulation

Amy: So, you feeling better?
Penny: Not really.
Amy: Sheldon, you have a guest who's upset.
Sheldon: I'll make tea.
Penny: Sweetie, it's OK. I don't want tea.
Sheldon: It's not optional.

Quote from the episode The Cohabitation Formulation

Sheldon: Don't worry. As you tertiary friend I'm prepared to step in and comfort you.
Howard: It's not really necessary.
Sheldon: Ah no. I'll finish making the tea while you narcissistically ramble on about whatever's troubling you.
Howard: Thanks.
Sheldon: That's what tertiary friends are for.

Quote from the episode The Panty Pinata Polarization

Sheldon: When you understand the laws of physics, Penny, anything is possible. And may I add, "Mwah, ha, ha."

Quote from the episode The Cohabitation Formulation

Sheldon: Leonard, social protocol states when a friend is upset, you offer them a hot beverage, such as tea.
Howard: Tea does sound nice.
Sheldon: You heard the man, Leonard. While you're at it I am upset we have an unannounced house guest, so make me cocoa.

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