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Quote from the episode The Codpiece Topology

Penny: Looks like you've been to the Renaissance Fair ... I'm hoping.
Sheldon: Renaissance Fair? More of a medieval-slash-Age of Enlightment-slash-any-excuse-to-wear-a-codpiece fair.

Quote from the episode The Codpiece Topology

Sheldon: Worst Renaissance Fair ever!
Leonard: Please let it go, Sheldon.
Sheldon: It was rife with historical inaccuracies, for example, the tavern girl, serving flagons of mead, now her costume was obviously Germanic, but in 1487, the Bavarian purity laws, or Reinheitgebot, severely limited the availability of mead. At best, they would've had some spiced wine.
Leonard: You're nitpicking!
Sheldon: Oh, really? Well, here's another nit for you, the flagons would not have been made of polypropylene.

Quote from the episode The Bad Fish Paradigm

Leonard: Penny thinks I'm too smart for her. That's ridiculous!
Sheldon: I know! Most of your work is extremely derivative. And don't worry, that's not a secret.

Quote from the episode The Bad Fish Paradigm

Raj: I hate trains.
Sheldon: Oh, don't be silly. You love trains.

Quote from the episode The Bad Fish Paradigm

Penny: Look, just forget I told you about me not graduating from community college, okay?
Sheldon: Forget? You want me to forget? This mind does not forget. I haven't forgotten a thing since the day my mother stopped breast-feeding me. It was a drizzly Tuesday.

Quote from the episode The Bad Fish Paradigm

Penny: I meant has he ever been involved with someone who wasn't a brainiac?
Sheldon: Oh! Well, a few years ago, he did go out with a woman who had a Ph.D in French Literature.
Penny: How is that not a brainiac?
Sheldon: Well, for one thing she was French.

Quote from the episode The Hamburger Postulate

Sheldon: Waitresses don't yell at you at Big Boy.

Quote from the episode The Grasshopper Experiment

Sheldon: A cuba libre traditionally comes in a tall glass with a lime wedge in it.
Penny: Then swim to cuba.
Sheldon: Bartenders are supposed to have people skills.

Quote from the episode The Skank Reflex Analysis

Sheldon: If it's good enough for Kirk, Crunch, and Kangaroo it's good enough for me.

Quote from the episode The Skank Reflex Analysis

Sheldon: If I could I would, but I can't so I shan't.

Quote from the episode The Tangerine Factor

Sheldon: (Practising speaking Mandarin) Show me your citrus peels.
Penny: Sheldon?
*Sheldon freaks out in Chinese.*
Penny: I'm sorry. Look, do you have a second?
Sheldon: A second what? Pair of underwear?

Quote from the episode The Infestation Hypothesis

Amy: Kiss me where I've never been kissed before?
Sheldon: You mean like Salt Lake City?

Quote from the episode The Skank Reflex Analysis

Sheldon: Geology isn't a real science!

Quote from the episode The Tangerine Factor

Sheldon: Mmm. (In Mandarin) Your monkey sleeps inside me.

Quote from the episode The Tangerine Factor

Sheldon: (Mandarin) Long live concrete? Thank you.

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