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Quote from the episode The Luminous Fish Effect

Sheldon: You know, I've been thinking about time travel again.
Leonard: Why, did you hit a roadblock with invisibility?
Sheldon: Put it on the back burner.

Quote from the episode The Fuzzy Boots Corollary

Sheldon: Is the sex starting now?
Leonard: I'm having a panic attack.
Sheldon: Oh, okay. Well then, calm down!

Quote from the episode The Fuzzy Boots Corollary

Sheldon: Penny for your thoughts?

Quote from the episode The Fuzzy Boots Corollary

Raj: He's selling the Sword of Azeroth on eBay.
Leonard: You betrayed us for money? Who are you?
Sheldon: I'm a rogue knight elf. Don't you people read character descriptions?

Quote from the episode Pilot

Kurt: How the hell did you get in the building?
Leonard: We're scientists.
Sheldon: Tell him about our IQ.

Quote from the episode Pilot

Leonard: I have a board. If you like boards, this is my board.
Penny: Holy smokes.
Sheldon: If by "holy smokes", you mean a derivative restatement of the kind of stuff you can find scribbled on the wall of any men's room at MIT, sure.
Leonard: What?
Sheldon: Oh, come on. Who hasn't seen this differential below "here I sit brokenhearted"?

Quote from the episode The Luminous Fish Effect

Mary Cooper: Sheldon's like a baby deer, you gotta let him come to you.

Quote from the episode The Roommate Transmogrification

Leonard: What's going on?
Penny: Oh, hey, it's not what it looks like. *Leaving*
Sheldon: What does it look like?

Quote from the episode The Engagement Reaction

Sheldon: Oh, what fresh hell is this?
Biosuit Nurse: Wait, you can't leave here, you've been exposed.
Sheldon: (Covering his face with his shirt) No, I haven't. It's all good.

Quote from the episode The Panty Pinata Polarization

Sheldon: You know, I do recall seeing some female undergarments. Where was that? Oh, yes. Earlier this evening, I happened to gaze out the window and a brassiere caught my eye. Do those look familiar?

Quote from the episode The Lizard-Spock Expansion

Sheldon: Doesn't anyone wanna know where he's going?
Penny: Okay, where is he going?
Sheldon: Leonard is going to the office.

Quote from the episode The White Asparagus Triangulation

Sheldon: Of the handful of women Leonard's been involved with, she's the only one I have ever found tolerable.
Penny: Well, what about me?
Sheldon: The statement stands for itself.

Quote from the episode The White Asparagus Triangulation

Penny: I'll tell you what happened. (sigh) We were young. We were very much in love, but we could only communicate through a time-travelling mailbox at my lake house.
Sheldon: It's not enough that you made me watch that movie, but now you mock me with it?

Quote from the episode The White Asparagus Triangulation

Leonard: You hacked my Facebook account?
Sheldon: Oh, it's hardly hacking when you use the same password for everything, Kal-El.

Quote from the episode The Panty Pinata Polarization

Penny: Where are my clothes?
Sheldon: Your clothes?
Penny: Yes. I left them in the washers and when I went down to get them, they were gone.
Sheldon: Really? Despite the sign that says: "Do not leave laundry unattended?"

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