Sheldon Cooper Quotes Page 237 of 262
Quote from the episode The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification
Sheldon: I don't understand why you're not enjoying this. Together, in this car, with my enhanced capabilities, we're like 'Knight Rider.'
Leonard: Except, in Knight Rider, the car isn't a yammering sphincter.
Sheldon: You mock the sphincter, but, the sphincter is a class of muscle without which human beings couldn't survive. There are over 50 different sphincters in the human body. How many can you name?
Leonard: I was wrong. This is exactly like Knight Rider.
Quote from the episode The Herb Garden Germination
Sheldon: I'm no stanger to mimetic epidemiology. At Johnson Elementary school, the phrase Shelly Cooper's a smelly pooper spread like wildfire.
Amy: I should think so, that's gold.
Quote from the episode The Justice League Recombination
Sheldon: (Knocking at Penny's door) Penny! Penny! Penny! Penny! Penny! Penny! Penny! Penny! Penny! Penny! Penny! Penny!
Penny: What the hell is wrong with you?
Sheldon: I'm the Flash, I just knocked 30 thousand times.
Quote from the episode The Hot Troll Deviation
Sheldon: You're wrong again. If arrogance were my super power, my name would be Dr. Arroganto.
Quote from the episode The Precious Fragmentation
Sheldon: Oh, here's a fun fact. Ketchup started out as a general term for sauce, typically made of mushrooms or fish brine with herbs and spices. Some popular early main ingredients included blueberry, anchovy, oyster, kidney bean, and grape.
Quote from the episode The Roommate Transmogrification
Penny: Hey, Sheldon, did you change your Wi-Fi password again?
Sheldon: Yes, it's "Penny get your own Wi-Fi"; no spaces.
Quote from the episode The Fuzzy Boots Corollary
Sheldon: Score 1 for liquor and poor judgement.
Quote from the episode The Engagement Reaction
Sheldon: I gargled with tequila. I may have swallowed a tiny bit.
Leonard: You all right?
Sheldon: Fine, thank you for asking. I love you so much.
Quote from the episode The Prestidigitation Approximation
Penny: Oh, big deal. Not knowing is part of the fun.
Sheldon: "Not knowing is part of the fun." Was that the motto of your community college?
Quote from the episode The Roommate Transmogrification
Howard: You gotta like this: the girlfriend, the ex-girlfriend, bonding over your rooty-tooty stinky booty? (All but Leonard laugh)
Leonard: Kill me.
Sheldon: It wouldn't help. The human body is capable of being flatulent for hours after death.
Quote from the episode The Roommate Transmogrification
Amy: I was proposing massaging your muscles with your own hands.
Sheldon: Still sounds like a lot of unnecessary touching.
Quote from the episode The Roommate Transmogrification
Sheldon: What are you doing here?
Howard: I've been up all night. I had a fight with Bernadette.
Sheldon: Why?
Howard: She bought me a nice watch.
Sheldon: Leonard, do you understand any of this?
Leonard: Yes.
Sheldon: Talk to him.
Quote from the episode The Roommate Transmogrification
Sheldon: My hands are magic.
Quote from the episode The Roommate Transmogrification
Sheldon: Oh Amy, I've never been touched like this before.
Quote from the episode The Roommate Transmogrification
Sheldon: What are you doing here?
Leonard: I live here.
Sheldon: I have paperwork that says differently.
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