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Quote from the episode The Peanut Reaction

Sheldon: The entire institution of gift giving makes no sense. Let's say that I go out and I spend 50 dollars on you. It's a laborious activity because I have to imagine what you need whereas you know what you need. Now I could simplify things, just give you the 50 dollars directly and then you could give me 50 dollars on my birthday and so on; until one of us dies leaving the other one old and 50 dollar richer and I ask you is, it worth it?

Quote from the episode The Peanut Reaction

Store Clerk: Excuse me, Sir, you don't work here.
Sheldon: Yes, well apparently neither does anyone else.

Quote from the episode The Peanut Reaction

Sheldon: 1234 is not a secure password.

Quote from the episode The Peanut Reaction

Sheldon: What computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.

Quote from the episode The Peanut Reaction

Sheldon: Penny, if I'm going to get Leonard a gift, I'm going to do it right. I refuse to let him experience the same childhood trauma I did.
Penny: I know I'm gonna regret this, but what trauma?
Sheldon: On my 12th birthday, I really wanted a titanium centrifuge so, you know, I could separate radioactive isotopes.
Penny: Of course, yeah.
Sheldon: Instead of a titanium centrifuge, my parents bought me-- Wow, this is hard. They got me a motorized dirt bike.
Penny: No!
Sheldon: What 12-year-old boy wants a motorized dirt bike?
Penny: All of them.

Quote from the episode The Peanut Reaction

Sheldon: Hello, Penny! Leonard just left.
Penny: I know. I wanna talk to you.
Sheldon: What would we talk about? We have no overlapping areas of interest, as I'm aware of. And you know I don't care for chit-chat.
Penny: Can you just let me in?
Sheldon: Well, OK but I don't see this as a promising endeavor.

Quote from the episode The Peanut Reaction

Sheldon: We might as well stop. It's a stalemate. You're beating me at tetris, but you've got the upper body strength of a Keebler Elf.

Quote from the episode The Peanut Reaction

Penny: I want to talk to you.
Sheldon: What would we talk about? We've no overlapping areas of interest I'm aware of,. and you know I don't care for chit-chat.

Quote from the episode The Peanut Reaction

Shopper: Excuse me, do you know anything about this stuff?
Sheldon: I know everything about this stuff.

Quote from the episode The Peanut Reaction

Shopper: Which hard drive do I want? Firewire or USB?
Sheldon: It depends on what Bus you have.
Shopper: I drive a Chevy Cavalier.
Sheldon: Oh my God.

Quote from the episode The Pork Chop Indeterminacy

Sheldon: Why don't you tell them I take tolls at the Golden Gate Bridge? A Rocket Scientist, how humiliating!

Quote from the episode The Pork Chop Indeterminacy

Sheldon: How would one measure a sense of humor? A humormometer?

Quote from the episode The Pork Chop Indeterminacy

Sheldon: Tell Mom that I currently weigh 165 pounds and that I'm having regular bowel movements.

Quote from the episode The Pork Chop Indeterminacy

Missy: (Talking to the guys) He was trying to build some sort of armed robot to keep me out of his room.
Sheldon: Made necessary by her insistence on going into my room.

Quote from the episode The Pork Chop Indeterminacy

Sheldon: Why does everyone suddenly wanna talk to me alone? Usually nobody wants to be alone with me.

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