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Quote from the episode The Big Bran Hypothesis

Sheldon: I have a masters and two PhDs. I should not have to do this.

Quote from the episode The Codpiece Topology

Leonard: Sheldon. Don't make that noise, it's disrespectful.
Sheldon: I should hope so. It was a snort of derision.

Quote from the episode The Jiminy Conjecture

Penny: Hey Sheldon, whattcha got there a new comic book?
Sheldon: Old comic book. I just got it from the safe deposit box.
Penny: What do you have a safe deposit box for?
Sheldon: Old comic books.

Quote from the episode The Euclid Alternative

Sheldon: I was otherwise engaged.
Penny: Doing what?
Sheldon: I was examining perturbutive amplitudes in N=4 supersymeteric theories leading to a re-examination of the ultraviolet properties of multiloop N=8 supergravity using modern twistor theory.

Quote from the episode The Bat Jar Conjecture

Leonard: Come on, you need a four-person team. We're four people
Sheldon: By that reasoning we should also play bridge, hold up a huppah and enter the Olympic bobsled competition.

Quote from the episode The Pants Alternative

Sheldon: Now to the astronomers in the audience, get ready to see the dark side of the moon. Now here's Uranus!

Quote from the episode The Psychic Vortex

Leonard: What's going on?
Sheldon: We scored. I'm the wingman.

Quote from the episode The Staircase Implementation

Sheldon: Oh, Ubuntu. You're my favorite Linux-based operating system.

Quote from the episode The Bat Jar Conjecture

Sheldon: You want me to use my intelligence in a tawdry competition? Would you ask Picasso to play Pictionary? Would you ask Noah Webster to play Boggle? Would you ask Jacques Cousteau to play Go Fish?

Quote from the episode The Pork Chop Indeterminacy

Sheldon: Eat this slice of cheese without farting and you can sleep with my sister.

Quote from the episode The Dumpling Paradox

Sheldon: I'll watch the last 24 minutes of Doctor Who, although at this point it's more like Doctor Why Bother.

Quote from the episode The Vartabedian Conundrum

Sheldon's computer: We are out of herbal tea. Do you have any?
Penny: Okay, let me check.
Sheldon's computer: Some hiney would be nice.
Penny: Hiney?
Sheldon's computer: Honey.

Quote from the episode The Bad Fish Paradigm

Leonard: How could you just sit there and let them spy on me?
Sheldon: They were very smart. They used my complete lack of interest in what you are doing.

Quote from the episode The Peanut Reaction

Sheldon: Hello, Penny! Leonard just left.
Penny: I know. I wanna talk to you.
Sheldon: What would we talk about? We have no overlapping areas of interest, as I'm aware of. And you know I don't care for chit-chat.
Penny: Can you just let me in?
Sheldon: Well, OK but I don't see this as a promising endeavor.

Quote from the episode The Lunar Excitation

(Sheldon notices Penny taking Leonard to his bedroom)
Sheldon: What's going on?
Penny: Get your noise-cancelling headphones, 'cause it's gonna get loud.
Sheldon: Oh, not this again.

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