Stuart Bloom Quotes Page 14 of 17
Quote from the episode The 2003 Approximation
Bernadette: Stuart. He's been living with us for a while now. I'm sure he'd love to get us out of his hair.
Stuart: Nope, couldn't be happier.
Bernadette: Well, Sheldon's looking for a -
Stuart: Nope!
Bernadette: He'll think about it.
Stuart: No I won't!
Quote from the episode The Matrimonial Momentum
Bernadette: What happened? They just got married.
Howard: I don't know. It's a mess. They had a huge fight in Vegas.
Bernadette: You think they'll break up?
Howard: I don't know. Sounds pretty bad. Penny's back in her apartment all by herself.
Stuart: Really?
Quote from the episode The Matrimonial Momentum
Amy: I just hope I did the right thing.
Stuart: I'm sure you did. Maybe that's the problem, you always do the right thing. Maybe it's time to do the wrong thing?
Amy: Like you're doing right now?
Stuart: Exactly.
Quote from the episode The Matrimonial Momentum
Sheldon: I see what's happening. Sides are forming. Well, if Bernadette's on Amy's team, I pick Howard.
Howard: I'm not taking sides.
Sheldon: Fine. I guess I'm stuck with Raj.
Raj: Really?
Stuart: At least you got picked.
Quote from the episode The Matrimonial Momentum
Stuart: I know what you're going through. My last break-up was pretty tough.
Amy: Oh, what was her name?
Stuart: Hey, it's a true story. I don't need the third degree.
Quote from the episode The Commitment Determination
*Stuart's phone rings*
Howard: You need to take that?
Stuart: It's just my dad, probably calling to wish me a happy birthday. I'll call him back. You were saying?
Quote from the episode The Commitment Determination
Raj: Hey, you should totally get it. In fact, I'll buy it for you.
Stuart: Sold!
Emily: Raj, you don't have to do that.
Stuart: Too late! No returns!
Quote from the episode The Commitment Determination
Stuart: I don't want to rush you, but I'm closing a little early tonight.
Raj: Ooh, hot date?
Stuart: Uh, no. I overheard Bernadette tell Howard she was making him a meatloaf, and you don't have to not ask me twice.
Quote from the episode The Maternal Combustion
Raj: How old is this Jell-O?
Stuart: Well, it's carrots, so I'm gonna say very.
Quote from the episode The Leftover Thermalization
Howard: Certainly a lot more women are reading comic books now.
Stuart: It's true. In the store, I had to put a seat on the toilet.
Quote from the episode The Leftover Thermalization
Leonard: Stuart, have you thought about what you'd do if Howard sells the house?
Stuart: And there goes the mood.
Quote from the episode The Leftover Thermalization
Penny: Wow, it looks really pretty in here.
Stuart: Yeah, turns out half a dozen Menorahs really sets a mood.
Quote from the episode The Scavenger Vortex
Stuart: So, when you guys plan fun activities, does my name even come up or ...?
Raj: I invited you to my murder mystery party.
Stuart: No, you didn't.
Raj: Oh.
Quote from the episode The Guitarist Amplification
Stuart: I was thinking of closing early and going home, but let's face it, that's just a slightly smaller lonely room filled with comics.
Quote from the episode The Hofstadter Isotope
Leonard: Oh, hey, Stuart. This is Penny. She's looking for some comic books.
Stuart: Oh, really? Blink twice if you're here against your will.
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