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Quote from the episode The Comet Polarization

Stuart: You guys want to see a real star, look over here.
Leonard: What?
Stuart: I just got retweeted by Patton Oswalt's brother.

Quote from the episode The Tenant Disassociation

Howard: Do you know who she is?
Stuart: Oh, sure, yeah. That's Cynthia.
Raj: Wha s-so, she's a customer?
Stuart: Yeah, yeah, but I-I haven't seen her in a while. And before you say anything, there is a lot of reasons women stop coming here. It's not just me.

Quote from the episode The Tenant Disassociation

Stuart: A little tip. Uh, stick with the smiles you know.

Quote from the episode The Comet Polarization

Leonard: What about Wonder Woman's bracelets?
Raj: Good point. Strong as a metal and fierce as a fashion choice.
Neil Gaiman: You know, Thor's hammer's pretty powerful, and in the comics, it's made out of enchanted uru.
Stuart: Uh, yeah, I think it's the enchantment that's powerful, not the uru, but, uh, thanks for playing.

Quote from the episode The Comet Polarization

Stuart: Got another follower. I'm blowing up.
Howard: Great. How many does that make?
Stuart: High double digits.
Sheldon: The nineties?
Stuart: Mid double digits.

Quote from the episode The Comet Polarization

Grant: So, this is really where Neil Gaiman shops?
Stuart: Neil Gaiman, Nicolas Cage, Natalie Portman. The list goes on.
Grant: They all come here?
Stuart: Unless I'm lying.

Quote from the episode The Comet Polarization

Stuart: Oh the funniest thing happened today. You know the, uh, receipt tape in the cash register? It ran out. I didn't even know it could do that.

Quote from the episode The Wedding Gift Wormhole

Stuart: I really like Denise, and I don't want to screw this up.
Raj: Hey, relax. Trust your instincts. That's what I do.
Stuart: And that works for you?
Raj: Actually no. I've made a mess of my life, and I'm - I'm all alone.
Stuart: [silence] Okay, I think it'd be best for both of us if I pretend to get a phone call and just walk away.
Raj: Yeah, that would be best.
Stuart: [picking up his phone] Hello, this is Stuart. (whispering) Sorry. I got to take this. (walking away) Uh, why, yes, I'd love to take a survey.

Quote from the episode The Wedding Gift Wormhole

Stuart: I was worried about the date so I got my hair colored to make me feel a little more confident, but that just made me look paler, so I-I got a spray tan.
Bernadette: Have you tried showering, seeing if you could scrub it off?
Stuart: I did. You're gonna need some new towels. And a bathmat. And a toilet seat.

Quote from the episode The Imitation Perturbation

Bernadette: Hey, Bert, what are you dressed as?
Bert: I'll give you a hint. My work in seismic refraction measurements and-
Bernadette: Hey, Stuart, what are you dressed as?
Stuart: I'm a butterfly.
Bernadette: Did you steal those from Halley's "let's pretend" box?
Stuart: I'm gonna put them back.

Quote from the episode The Imitation Perturbation

Bert: I don't get invited to a lot of parties. Is this a good one?
Stuart: Oh, yeah.

Quote from the episode The Imitation Perturbation

Stuart: That was beautiful.
Penny: Mm.
Leonard: What are you still doing here?
Stuart: I was in the bathroom. Guacamole didn't agree with me.

Quote from the episode The Consummation Deviation

Sheldon: All right, this is another one of my favorite places, the comic book store. Feel free to look around.
Stuart: Vintage comics in back, vintage candy right here.

Quote from the episode The Paintball Scattering

Stuart: I didn't know your roommate was moving out.
Denise: Yeah. I've been looking for a new one, but so far no luck.
Penny: You hear that? She needs a roommate.
Stuart: (mumbling)
Denise: What do you think, Stuart?
Stuart: (mumbling): Uh, i-i-i, uh... Flight. Flight. [Stuart walks out]
Penny: That was hard to watch.

Quote from the episode The Paintball Scattering

Penny: Hey. Who shot you?
Stuart: Oh. Uh, oh Denise, uh, Denise, Denise, Denise, Denise, Denise, Denise, Denise, Denise, Denise, Denise, Denise and me when I was running from Denise.

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