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Quote from the episode The Habitation Configuration

Wil Wheaton: No offence, but I've been acting since I was a kid. I think I can handle a web show without a lot of direction.

Quote from the episode The Spock Resonance

Wil Wheaton: I told you, this guy is gold!

Quote from the episode The Spock Resonance

Wil Wheaton: This documentary is going to be awesome!

Quote from the episode The Bow Tie Asymmetry

Wil Wheaton: So, we finally meet.
Mark Hamill: I'm sorry, who are you?
Wil Wheaton: (scoffs) I'm Wil Wheaton. I was supposed to officiate this wedding. I was up all night preparing these notes.
Mark Hamill: Well, thanks so much. It's gonna be a great help.

Quote from the episode The Proton Regeneration

Sheldon: You can't be Professor Proton. You're not a scientist.
Wil Wheaton: Well, I was never on a starship, but pretending I was bought me this house. And if I'd pretended a little longer, it would have a swimming pool.

Quote from the episode The Bow Tie Asymmetry

Mark Hamill: Do you (clears throat)- Do you-
Wil Wheaton: Hey, I'm just saying, I'm here if you need me to step in.
Mark Hamill: No, no, no. I got this.

Quote from the episode The Proton Regeneration

Sheldon: I'll give you one more chance to bow out.
Wil Wheaton: Or what?
Sheldon: When we first met, we were enemies, but we worked through that and we became friends. Do you really want to go back?
Wil Wheaton: Honestly, it doesn't feel very different.

Quote from the episode The Wheaton Recurrence

Wil Wheaton: Hey, Sheldon. I just wanted you to know I'm really looking forward to wiping the floor with you.

Quote from the episode The 21-Second Excitation

Wil Wheaton: He's got the movie. Get him!

Quote from the episode The Novelization Correlation

Sheldon: I'm just a regular guy, with a regular enemies list. Which, by the way, you are no longer on.
Wil Wheaton: Really? Well, that is something. It's not something that I care about, but it is something.

Quote from the episode The Novelization Correlation

Wil Wheaton: Well, that is our show for today. And I want to say a very special thank you to Dr. Amy Fowler for being here. It was a real pleasure having you.
Amy: And you can feel that pleasure because you don't have a lesion in your nucleus accumbens.
Wil Wheaton: I really hope I don't.

Quote from the episode The Russian Rocket Reaction

Wil: Hey, I'm having a party at my house on Friday, and I was hoping you would stop by.
Stuart: Will there be girls there?
Wil: Yeah, of course.
Stuart: 'cause there wasn't last time.
Wil: There will be girls.

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